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04 May 2006

Ways to ruin your little sister's birthday party →[More:]

post by: joelf at: 17:24 | 21 comments

You can invite both an elephant and a rhino behind her back, and when they both get there they'll totally be like "whoops, were mortal enemies" and they'll piss on each other, spraying the birthday cake with elephant and rhino urine.

posted by joelf 04 May | 17:26

Make out with her boyfriend. Or, if she's too young to have a boyfriend, make out with her dad.

posted by LeeJay 04 May | 17:29

expolding candles? no... exploding toilets!

posted by joelf 04 May | 17:30

shoot the hit summer movie, "Snakes on a Cake"

posted by joelf 04 May | 17:31

Spring the terrible truth about Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, and the Easter Bunny in the seconds before she blows out her candles.

posted by kosher_jenny 04 May | 17:35

Tutrle pie: made from actual turtles.

Or goats.

posted by joelf 04 May | 17:36

Speak only in tongues and when it comes time to present the gifts, give her a stern look.

posted by joelf 04 May | 17:38

"You were adopted, and mom and dad think it's not really working out. Luckily, they kept the receipt."

posted by PinkStainlessTail 04 May | 17:41

Hold the party on the space shuttle, when it comes in for a three point glide landing they'll lower the flaps and fire the parachtues to slow it down... but printed on the parachute are the words "You smell" then pretend that she smells when she takes off her space helmet.

posted by joelf 04 May | 17:45

Invite a family of howler monkeys

posted by joelf 04 May | 17:51

For five years celebrate her birthday on the day after her real birthday, then on the 6th year tell her the truth, then tell her you can't have a party because her birthday was yesterday.

posted by joelf 04 May | 17:53

make a pot of vegetables instead of cake.

posted by joelf 04 May | 18:10

Make out with the family of howler monkeys the day after her birthday and tell you did it becasue she smells. Then give her presents to the more popular girls in school.

posted by Slack-a-gogo 04 May | 18:12

Two words: Ass shoutout.

posted by mudpuppie 04 May | 18:15

Drug her and then cut off her arms and legs and let her think a crazy killer did it. Then give them (r what is left) to her in a huge box on her birthday.

posted by weretable and the undead chairs 04 May | 18:49

Serve lemonade with chocolate cake.

posted by StickyCarpet 04 May | 18:52

Jeez dude way to moderate the thread

*roll eyes*

posted by cmonkey 04 May | 18:57

"Snakes on a Cake"

Ahhh haaa haaaaaa!!!

posted by Specklet 04 May | 19:13

What do you get when you cross and elephant and a rhino?
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Elephino! [say it out loud]

posted by matildaben 04 May | 19:24

I don't get it.

posted by grouse 05 May | 09:00

Stage a re-enactment of the doomed African safari that was the basis for the "Hungry Hungry Hippos" game. Pith helmets for sis and all her friends!

posted by trondant 05 May | 11:17

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