Heheh. Seanyboy, I kiss you; I totally had a Ringu moment when writing that title, and imagined something along the lines of your linked story. Well done!

Yay me. I was hoping it'd be followed up with links to monty python jokes and culminating in this awesome link to wikipedia about the The motif of harmful sensation.

And I had the original, I have it still,
have done my own translation,
kept each line away from the line after,
kept each line after away from
the line before.

And I have worked out how it kills,