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25 April 2006

What have you done naked? An informal survey of musicians in the pub revealed that 100% of the female cellists present had tried playing their cellos naked. I work from home, and sometimes lose the clothes if it is hot...

post by: altolinguistic at: 05:28 | 20 comments

I wander around naked all the time, so anything you could conceivably do in an apartment, I've probably done while naked.

posted by sciurus 25 April | 06:22

What would a squirrel wear?

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At least now I know he's naked under that coat.

posted by Eideteker 25 April | 07:23

I jumped into the Potomac river in February, as sleet was falling. I was naked. I lasted 20 seconds, which was 10 seconds more than the other naked people.

Then we dried our privates in front of a bonfire.

posted by sarah connor 25 April | 07:45

mmmm...dried privates...

posted by Hellbient 25 April | 07:54

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posted by danostuporstar 25 April | 08:02

I took a bath naked last night. REALLY hot water (guilt free solar-heated too) and a cool breeze coming through the window. It was niice.

posted by danostuporstar 25 April | 08:09

Surfed Metachat.

posted by jonmc 25 April | 08:25

wow, it seems like it's not just my friends...
this lot are into it as well.

posted by altolinguistic 25 April | 08:28

there's very few activities that can't be improved with nudity, with the exception of chainsaw juggling and the Senior Citizen Olympics.

posted by jonmc 25 April | 08:30

Here's an activity that can't be improved with nudity: I talked to a priest on the phone naked once. That was bad. I didn't mean to; the phone just rang as I was getting out of the shower. I felt horribly guilty and evil the whole time.

posted by mygothlaundry 25 April | 08:45

mgl, there used to be a comedian who had this riff about phonesex. "It's sounds great, but I always figure it'll go something like this: 'you naked?' 'yeah.' you jerkin off?' 'yeah.' 'Hold on, your mother wants to talk to you...'"

(Come to think of it, that whole joke is a good metaphor for the aftereffects of Catholicism)

posted by jonmc 25 April | 08:50

I had an avocado fall onto my head from an avocado tree while I was naked.

posted by matildaben 25 April | 09:21

that's the pits.

posted by jonmc 25 April | 09:27

Let the dog in and out of the back door. (That's not code for something or anything, sometimes I just can't be bothered, and I live in a semi-urban area.)

posted by rainbaby 25 April | 09:50

I've picked up the cat while naked. It was a really bad idea.

posted by chewatadistance 25 April | 14:35

I like to lounge around naked, or in a bathrobe. It freaks some of my roommates out...
...In high school, I talked to a Navy recruiter on the phone naked. It was...awkward.

posted by muddgirl 25 April | 16:09

Aside from bathing and sex, I don't confront the world with my unpleasant pasty flesh. We're all better off this way.

posted by cmonkey 25 April | 16:11

I actually quite like pasty.

posted by flopsy 25 April | 16:38

PSA: Do not deep fry chicken while naked. It results in oil splatter on boobies.

posted by ramix 25 April | 17:34

I felt horribly guilty and evil the whole time.
Don't worry - he was probably naked as well.

posted by dg 25 April | 17:54

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