How am I feeling today?
"tenth avenue freeze out" bruce Springsteen

Will I get far in life?
"please please me" Rolling Stones

How do my friends see me?
"I'm your man" lenoard Cohen (sort of make sense but makes me seem gay. whatever)

Where will I get Married?
"geezers need excitement" The Streets (artist name makes more sense than song title)

What is my best friend's theme song?
"Ghost Riders in the Sky" Johnny Cash

What is the story of my life?
'Rocks off" Rolling Stones

What is/was highschool like?
"the Real me" The Who

How can I get ahead in life?
"Have a good Time" Paul Simon

What is the best thing about me?
"i predict a Riot" kasier Chiefs (if only I had lived in LA in the early 90s...)

What is today going to be like?
"THER7" Rolling Stones (wtf is that? I doubt thats the right title but thats what Winamp says)

What is in store for this weekend?
"Epitaph (black and blue)" kris Kristofferson

What song describes my parents?
"Eleanor Rigby" The Beatles

To describe my grandparents?
"summer Romance" Rolling Stones

How is my life going?
"I'm Just a Lonely Boy" Paula Anka (apparently Winamp has a sense of humor)

What song will they play at my funeral?
"Hang Fire" Rolling Stones

How does the world see me?
"Gone til November (remix)" Wyclef Jean w/ R Kelly and Canibus

Will I have a happy life?
"I go to Extremes" Billy Joel

What do my friends really think of me?
"Mr Roboto" styx

Do people secretly lust after me?
"was it all worth it?" Queen

How can I make myself happy?
"i fought the angels" The Delgados

What should I do with my life?
"darkness on the edge of town" Bruce Springsteen

Will I ever have children?
"dont fence me in" Gene Autrey

What is some good advice for me?
"when the angels sing" Social Distortion

How will I be remembered?
"polar bear" Queen

What is my signature dancing song?
"truckstop girl" Kelly Willis

What is my current theme song?
"run, woman, run" Tammy wynette (yes. because I am a woman. who likes to run.)

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
"wouldnt it be nice" beach boys

What type of men/women do you like?
"wise men" Kate and anna McGarrigle (its a CHRISTMAS song! goddammit Winamp I am not gay!!1!!111one!1)

Mine are actually rather depressing...the "Story of my life" and "What is today going to be like" came up the best.

How am I feeling today?
"Jesusland" Ben Folds

Will I get far in life?
"A Low Frequency Inversion Field" Pi Soundtrack

How do my friends see me?
"Suffocated Love" Tricky

Where will I get Married?
"Halcyon & on & on” Orbital

What is my best friend's theme song?
"Bull Rush" Paul Weller

What is the story of my life?
“People who hate people” Bill Hicks

What is/was highschool like?
"Come Rain or Come Shine" Billie Holiday

How can I get ahead in life?
"Thank You Girl" Beatles

What is the best thing about me?
"Peer Gynt Op. 23 Arabian Dance" Edvard Grieg

What is today going to be like?
"Chaos" U.N.K.L.E.

What is in store for this weekend?
"I Hate Hippies" Patton Oswalt

What song describes my parents?
"Irresistible Bitch" Prince

To describe my grandparents?
"Reach Out (I’ll Be There)" Four Tops

How is my life going?
"I'm So Tired" Beatles

What song will they play at my funeral?
"What Love?" Charles Mingus

How does the world see me?
"Freeze Frame" J. Geils Band

Will I have a happy life?
"I Used to Love U" John Legend

What do my friends really think of me?
"Instrument" Fugazi

Do people secretly lust after me?
"Even Flow” Pearl Jam

How can I make myself happy?
"Thick as Thieves" The Jams

What should I do with my life?
"Aleph 1" Photek

Will I ever have children?
"Kiss of Life" Supergrass

What is some good advice for me?
"Sweet Surrender" Sarah McLachlan

How will I be remembered?
"Narayan" Prodigy

What is my signature dancing song?
"King of Pain" Police

What is my current theme song?
"Blue Room" The Orb

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
"Tarantella from Rite of Spring" Igor Stravinsky

What type of men/women do you like?
"We Suck Young Blood" Radiohead

I'm at work so I'm using the Last.FM custom radio, that why there's a few doubles.

How am I feeling today?
"Super Dub" - Wackies

Will I get far in life?
"How Long" - Love Joys

How do my friends see me?
"Strawberry Wine" - My Bloody Valentine

Where will I get Married?
"Chucky No Lucky" - Big Youth

What is my best friend's theme song?
"Where Eagles Dare" - Harry Mudie

What is the story of my life?
"In Your Walking Remember Jah Jah" - Prince Far I

What is/was highschool like?
"Don't Be Mean" - The Raincoats

How can I get ahead in life?
"Slime" - The Slits

What is the best thing about me?
"Space Flight" - I-Roy

What is today going to be like?
"Dubmatic" - Wackies

What is in store for this weekend?
"Nothing Much to Lose" - My Bloody Valentine

What song describes my parents?
"Mean Girl" - Jackie Edwards

To describe my grandparents?
"Junkie's Promise" - Sonic Youth

How is my life going?
"Health Warning" - Prince Far I

What song will they play at my funeral?
"0110" - Thomas Brinkmann

How does the world see me?
"Mean Machine" - The Cramps

Will I have a happy life?
"Portable Memory" - Deadbeat

What do my friends really think of me?
"War and Friction" - I-Roy

Do people secretly lust after me?
"King in My Empire" - Rhythm and Sound

How can I make myself happy?
"Love Song" - Thomas Brinkmann

What should I do with my life?
"Babydog" - The Raincoats

Will I ever have children?
"Vindicitive" - The Slits

What is some good advice for me?
"Ain't Takin' a Chance" - The Meteors

How will I be remembered?
"snowfall" - Darkthrone

What is my signature dancing song?
"Bull Walk" - Savvas Ysatis (I'm a Taurus)

What is my current theme song?
"Dub for a King" - Harry Mudie

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
"Sweet Feelings" - Love Joys

What type of men/women do you like?
"Unitone Skank" - Dr. Almantado (heh!)

How am I feeling today?
"Dedication" Beastie Boys

Will I get far in life?
"Mysterons" Portishead

How do my friends see me?
"Blue Body" She's Insane (band name works better)

Where will I get Married?
"Didgeriblues" Violent Femmes (uhh.)

What is my best friend's theme song?
"Strange Brew" Cream

What is the story of my life?
"I Don't Care" Operation Ivy

What is/was highschool like?
"Kyle Quit the Band" Tenacious D

How can I get ahead in life?
"Bob" NoFX (ha)

What is the best thing about me?
"Roll With It" Oasis

What is today going to be like?
"Sorrow" Pink Floyd (Damn, man)

What is in store for this weekend?
"Alice's Restaurant" Arlo Guthrie

What song describes my parents?
"A Little Biddy Help from Elvis" Space (this is surprisingly appropriate)

To describe my grandparents?
"You're Not From Brighton" Fat Boy Slim

How is my life going?
"Mr Bitterness" Soul Coughing

What song will they play at my funeral?
"Like Someone in Love" Bjork

How does the world see me?
"Too Much" Dave Matthews Band

Will I have a happy life?
"This is Hip" John Lee Hooker

What do my friends really think of me?
"Born to Run" Bruce Springsteen

Do people secretly lust after me?
"How the West Was Won and Where it Got Us" REM

How can I make myself happy?
"Galapagos" Smashing Pumpkins

What should I do with my life?
"Tom's Diner" Suzanne Vega

Will I ever have children?
"All Apologies" Nirvana (heh)

What is some good advice for me?
"My Weakness" Moby

How will I be remembered?
"Hustle Rose" Metric

What is my signature dancing song?
"Hospital Food" Eels

What is my current theme song?
"Pyramid Song" Radiohead

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
"Amen Omen" Ben Harper

What type of men/women do you like?
"Mockin' Bird Hill" Les Paul & Mary Ford

Do you reply to quiz memes that have too many questions?
"Trigga Hiccups", Menomena

Will I ever figure out this stupid Coldfusion form?
"Easy Goin'" - Thomas Brinkmann

From my iPod, so not fully representative:

How am I feeling today?
Miss You - Rolling Stones

Will I get far in life?
Dolphin's Cry - Live

How do my friends see me?
Beast of Burden - Rolling Stones

Where will I get Married?
Seven More Days - Terrence Trent d'Arby

What is my best friend's theme song?
Heaven can Wait - Meatloaf

What is the story of my life?
I'm Gonna Love YOu Too - Blondie

What is/was highschool like?
The Grouch - Green Day

How can I get ahead in life?
Lines on My Face - Peter Frampton

What is the best thing about me?
Miracle Drug - U2

What is today going to be like?
Hotel California - The Eagles

What is in store for this weekend?
I Feel Fine - The Beatles

What song describes my parents?
Arnold Layne - Pink Floyd

To describe my grandparents?
it's Gonna Get Better - Genesis

How is my life going?
In the End - Linkin Park

What song will they play at my funeral?
Life Ain't What it Seems - John Butler Trio

How does the world see me?
Satellite - Smashmouth

Will I have a happy life?
(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction - Rolling Stones

What do my friends really think of me?
Say Goodbye - Hunters and Collectors

Do people secretly lust after me?
Lost - Emma's Mini

How can I make myself happy?
Century - Live

What should I do with my life?
Freedom - Jimmi Hendrix

Will I ever have children?
Belter - Powderfinger

What is some good advice for me?
Mudmen - Pink Floyd

How will I be remembered?
Heropsychodreamer - Live

What is my signature dancing song?
The Ballad of John and Yoko - The Beatles

What is my current theme song?
No Attention - Soundgarden

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Peaches and Cream - John Butler Trio

What type of men/women do you like?
103.0 - Griffin Technology

How am I feeling today?
"Pale and Precious" - Dukes of Stratosphear

That's all you get. I had a string of "wow, I'm really embarassed that this is on my ipod" results.

How am I feeling today?
-Something from the Kleptones 24hrs, shitty tags on this so I don't know what is. I guess I am feeling a bit ambiguous...

Will I get far in life?
-"African Walk (zamuda)-Madlib" All the way to Africa apparently.

How do my friends see me?
-Chapter 5 of the DVD soundtrack of Guy Maddin's Archangel. I'm an amnesiac.

Where will I get Married?
-The director's commentary for Chapter 7 of the DVD soundtrack of Guy Maddin's Archangel. Uhhhh...

What is my best friend's theme song?
-"About That Original Hen-James Joyce" from an audio book of Finnegans Wake. My best friend is pretentious. Or a hen.

What is the story of my life?
-The Uncle Abner episode of Flywheel, Shyster, and Flywheel, wherein Groucho and Chico move to the country and take over the family farm.

What is/was highschool like?
-"Aunt Florrie Remembers-Vivian Stanshall"

How can I get ahead in life?
-"Bistro-Madvillain" In order to get ahead in life I need King Geedorah on boards. Makes sense.

What is the best thing about me?
-Cyril Cusak reading from Beckett's Molloy. The best thing about me is that I'm like a Beckett character? That can't be good.

What is today going to be like?
"Billy LIar-John Zorn and Naked City" Today is going to be short.

What is in store for this weekend?
-A recording of music they used to play in Kresge department stores that I got off of Oddio Overplay. Stores are in store.

What song describes my parents?
-"Birthday Boy-The Residents" Not what I would have guessed.

To describe my grandparents?
-Another section of Finnegans Wake, the bit about the Willingdone Mooseyroom. Did I mention that iriver's shuffle functionality kind of sucks?

How is my life going?
"Apna Desh-Sun City Girls" Jazzy and surfy, yet foreign. Sure, okay.

What song will they play at my funeral?
-Some song by Shiina Ringo and Tokyo Jihen. The one with the bits that sound like a tango. I got no problem with that.

How does the world see me?
-One of the chapters of the fourth Hitchhiker's Guide Radio series that they did a couple of years ago, that begins by talking about how disgusting Vogons are. Thanks world.

Will I have a happy life?
"1Hour Later-Pussy Galore"

(Skippin' a few, this is getting too long.)
What is my current theme song?
"Akane Sasu Kiro Terasaredo-Shiina Ringo" from that one album of hers that I never listen to.

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
"Billy Liar-John Zorn and Naked City" uh, yeah, iriver shuffle play sucks.

What type of men/women do you like?
-The Chinese Leg, an episode of The Goon Show from 1960. So Minnie Banister then.

Hmm. Hmmm. A few strangely-appropriate ones in there, which is probably the best I could've hoped for.

How am I feeling today?
'Ghostwriter,' RJD2

Will I get far in life?
'End Credits (Australian),' The Simpsons

How do my friends see me?
'Dizzy Moods,' Mingus Big Band

Where will I get Married?
'Underground,' Curtis Mayfield

What is my best friend's theme song?
'Invocation to Mr. Parker,' Archie Shepp

What is the story of my life?
'Ebb & Flo,' Dave Holland

What is/was highschool like?
'Twin Peaks Theme,' Angelo Badalamenti

How can I get ahead in life?
'Grunt,' The J.B.'s

What is the best thing about me?
'Down,' Miles Davis

What is today going to be like?
'The Key,' Matthew Shipp

What is in store for this weekend?
'Nova,' Amon Tobin

What song describes my parents?
'Can I Get A Witness,' Barbara Randolph

To describe my grandparents?
'Yard Swing,' DJ Olive

How is my life going?
'Sunlight,' Andy Dick

What song will they play at my funeral?
'Harlem Hospitality,' Cab Calloway

How does the world see me?
As a Japanese commercial for the Sega Saturn game Bomberman Fight!, apparently.

Will I have a happy life?
'Do You Remember,' Last Emperor

What do my friends really think of me?
'X-Men Style Beats,' Roc Raida

Do people secretly lust after me?
'African Jive,' Dick Khoza

How can I make myself happy?
'Flo Me La,' Nina Simone

What should I do with my life?
'Dem Nuh Know Me,' dj/rupture f. Wayne Lonesome

Will I ever have children?
'Symphonic Raps,' Louis Armstrong

What is some good advice for me?
'Sandpaper Gloves,' Sage Francis

How will I be remembered?
'Woman to Woman,' Joe Cocker

What is my signature dancing song?
'Don't Stop,' Maroons

What is my current theme song?
'Never Ending Seizure,' DJ P

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
'Words and Knives,' Chickasaw Mudd Puppies

What type of men/women do you like?
'An Even Break,' Sunny Murray

I don’t usually comment, but this was too tempting. (Does conquering my comment-fears even count when I wait until the next day and in all probability no one will even read this?)

How am I feeling today?
”The Adjuster” The Octopus Project (I want to go home)

Will I get far in life?
“Clint Eastwood” Gorillaz (I choose to believe that this is a good thing)

How do my friends see me?
“The Democracy of Small Things” – The Blow (I have no idea)

Where will I get Married?
“Love Song” The Cure

What is my best friend's theme song?
“Sunday Morning” Acid House Kings (Depending on whether I count the title or the artist as the answer, this could be about a couple of very different friends)

What is the story of my life?
“Do You Realize” Flaming Lips (I feel like this is deep and meaningful somehow)

What is/was highschool like?
”Roll ‘Em” Pete Johnson (this is getting creepy, iTunes, stop spying on me)

How can I get ahead in life?
“Its My Life” – Talk Talk (I know, but how do I get ahead?)

What is the best thing about me?
“Unwell” Matchbox 20 (I hate you, iTunes)

What is today going to be like?
“Non Compos Mentis” Abstract Rude, Aceyalone, Haiku D’Etat & Mikah 9 (Shut up, iTunes)

What is in store for this weekend?
“Rockaway Beach” The Ramones (Sweet)

What song describes my parents?
“I’m Your Villain” Franz Ferdinand

To describe my grandparents?
“Comme Dans Un Film” – MC Solaar

How is my life going?
“Meet Me By the Water” Saturday Looks Good to Me

What song will they play at my funeral?
“Homens” Manu Chao

How does the world see me?
”It’s the End of the World as We Know it” REM (Okay, I really want to go home now)

Will I have a happy life?
“Rumba Como Quiera” Los Zafiros

What do my friends really think of me?
“Kokomo” Beach Boys (I get there fast and then I take it slow…)

Do people secretly lust after me?
“The Girl from Ipanema” Antonio Carlos Jobim

How can I make myself happy?
“Don’t Explain” Billie Holiday (This I like)

What should I do with my life?
“Hungry Like the Wolf” Duran Duran

Will I ever have children?
“Hey Joe” Jimi Hendrix

What is some good advice for me?
“Dreams be Dreams” Jack Johnson (thanks)

How will I be remembered?
“Don’t Call me Whitney, Bobby” Islands

What is my signature dancing song?
“Firecracker” Ryan Adams

What is my current theme song?
“Life on Mars?” Seu Jorge (Bowie cover in Portuguese – I guess I’m out of place in so many ways. Or I’m about to travel.)

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
“Crazy Mama” J.J. Cale (Well screw you all too, then)

What type of men/women do you like?
“Human Behavior” Decemberists (Bjork cover, I don’t ask for much, just that he’s human)