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25 April 2006

BOYS ARE DUMB! Except for...→[More:]

Hugh Janus, whom I really want to kiss. *smooches*
post by: TrishaLynn at: 09:20 | 57 comments
Wooo wooo, me too! Come here Hugh and smooch me! wooooooooooooooo~!
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 25 April | 09:20
*fingerpaints with own boogers*
posted by jonmc 25 April | 09:20
*picks up metal spoon on stove*
Ow!
*picks up metal spoon on stove*
Ow! Hot!
*picks up metal spoon on stove*
Ow! Ow!
*picks up metal spoon on stove*
Ow! Why?!
posted by Capn 25 April | 09:24
(also, the upper management cadre of MyDumbJobCo is having some kind of powwow in the Big Kahuna's glass-walled office, which I have to pass on my way to the men's room. I have an incredible urge to strip to my boxers, put a toilet seat around my neck, jump around outside the window making Indian War Whoops)
posted by jonmc 25 April | 09:27
Dumb boys need kisses too!
posted by agropyron 25 April | 09:30
most of my friends are boys. leave my friends alone!
posted by gaspode 25 April | 09:32
Sorry gaspode, all boys are dumb. Even the "friend" ones, whatever that means.

/sick and in bad mood today
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 25 April | 09:36
I don't get it.
posted by jonmc 25 April | 09:38
To repeat high school twice, to be again on the outside looking in, my then pert now mannish nose pressed against the glass of the ice cream case of popularity and hysterical drama. What price stoicism and the impenetrability of a bad clam, clammed up? To have done it once in the meat, stupid and drugged and alone, to do it again now, forwarned, mildly dissapointed and moving fast away, faster and faster.

Get your shit in a pile! Keep the pile more or less secret, this is what I know.
posted by Divine_Wino 25 April | 09:39
Yes, boys are very dumb today. They weren't dumb yesterday, and then they got dumb sometime yesterday and boom! dumb boys.

Or maybe Pink and I just talk about the dumb ones too much.
posted by TrishaLynn 25 April | 09:39
Boys are not dumb. Some are, sure. Some girls are, too.
posted by rainbaby 25 April | 09:41
Boys are dumb. Boys are smart. Girls are dumb. Girls are smart. That is all.
posted by matildaben 25 April | 09:41
It's true, I don't speak.
posted by danostuporstar 25 April | 09:44
Boys are dumb. .......Girls are smart. That is all.


Yes, I totally agree!

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 25 April | 09:44
Hey, he talk too pretty! Hit with stick!
posted by Capn 25 April | 09:45
I still don't get it.
posted by jonmc 25 April | 09:56
I don't really think boys are dumb... especially not most of you MetaChat boys. Just let me pretend for a day? I'm siiiick. And a little pissed off.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 25 April | 09:56
*jumps out window trying to fly*
posted by jonmc 25 April | 09:57
*Enjoys NASCAR*

*Assumes drug companies have my best interests at heart*
posted by Capn 25 April | 10:00
I also don't think most boys are dumb. It's just that sometimes they do dumb things. And I let it get to me, but I shouldn't.

*wanders off, in search of Hugh*
posted by TrishaLynn 25 April | 10:01
Grabs dick.
Double clicks.
posted by danf 25 April | 10:03
*Assumes drug companies have my best interests at heart*

by 'drug companies' you mean Raul over on 5th & B, right?

(I'm listening to Joe's Garage right now. God, I miss Frank. *weeps*)
posted by jonmc 25 April | 10:03
*Agrees with TrishaLynn's breasts*
Yeah - uh. Yeah, like hmmm. Yep.
posted by seanyboy 25 April | 10:04
which breast are you agreeing with, seanyboy? they often argue with eachother.
posted by jonmc 25 April | 10:07
(I'm listening to Joe's Garage right now. God, I miss Frank. *weeps*)


If all men are merely pack animals, then Frank is the leader of my pack.
posted by danf 25 April | 10:07
Boys are dumb, girls are nuts. So it goes.
posted by Space Coyote 25 April | 10:08
hmm, wha?
posted by seanyboy 25 April | 10:09
I like boys.
posted by LunaticFringe 25 April | 10:09
which breast are you agreeing with, seanyboy? they often argue with eachother.

How would you know? You were asleep most of the time.
posted by TrishaLynn 25 April | 10:10
You mean the lab coat, monocle, leather-bound books, tweed jacket with suede elbow patches, bifocals, beakers, thinking cap, dyed gray hair, pocket protector, engineer's ring, fancy calculator, and constant stroking of chin hair aren't convincing anyone of my genius?

that's good i guess, cuz I was starting to think I look like an idiot.
posted by Hellbient 25 April | 10:26
yeah, hellbient. and the spontaneous vivisection wasn't winning you any points either.
posted by jonmc 25 April | 10:29
well shock my monkay!
posted by Hellbient 25 April | 10:35
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posted by gaspode 25 April | 10:40
Get your shit in a pile! Keep the pile more or less secret, this is what I know.


Jesus, we must have gone to the same finishing school. That's pretty much my philosophy as well.
posted by omiewise 25 April | 10:46
YES...WE ARE DUMB

but then...hopefully...we grow up at some point.

i think...

posted by Joe Famous 25 April | 11:00
End the gender wars!

I like boys. A lot! Especially smart MetaChat boys.
posted by Miko 25 April | 11:05
What Miko said.
posted by matildaben 25 April | 11:10
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posted by Hellbient 25 April | 11:12
What Miko said.
posted by rainbaby 25 April | 11:12
hey joe, wanna go play on the subway tracks?
posted by jonmc 25 April | 11:14
This thread needs more Beeker!!
posted by jrossi4r 25 April | 12:22
You got spray paint Johnny Mac?
posted by Joe Famous 25 April | 12:54
Sure. Maybe afterwards we can run with scissors.
posted by jonmc 25 April | 12:56
BOYS ARE DUMB!

I know. Stop reminding me. I have enough problems with confidence already. =(
posted by Eideteker 25 April | 13:02
Uh....yeah...ummm...I could be totally wrong right now...but uh..
Sounds like a suicide mission to me there John.

Can I take a raincheck?
I might be a dumb boy, but I actually live for the girls, man.

DUMB BOYS LOVE SMART GIRLS! lol.
posted by Joe Famous 25 April | 13:02
*laughs and laughs about Eideteker having a confidence problem*

Our bunnyboys are all smart and funny and cute.
posted by taz 25 April | 13:12
well, non-short bus and unintentially amusing and unrepugnant maybe...
posted by jonmc 25 April | 13:18
I'm smart. I can prove it.
posted by mike9322 25 April | 13:22
PROVE IT! Or we shoot you.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 25 April | 13:38
DUMB BOYS LOVE SMART GIRLS!

Tehehehehe. And I must admit, I love them, too.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 25 April | 13:39
*lumbers up to TPS breathing through mouth, drools on shoulder*
posted by jonmc 25 April | 13:43
*hipchecks jonmc into the boards*
posted by TrishaLynn 25 April | 13:43
Smart women have aphrodisiac qualities for me. . they can be total assholes but I am attracted to intelligence and wit.

It's been to my downfall several times.
posted by danf 25 April | 13:44
I seem to attract the kind of men who think intelligent women are catnip. Even if I don't think I said anything smart. It must be the glasses.
posted by matildaben 25 April | 13:56
um, yeah. that's it, the glasses.
posted by jonmc 25 April | 14:08
*laughs and laughs about Eideteker having a confidence problem*


*cries and cries* You're just making it worse! Now I'm also self-conscious and confused.
posted by Eideteker 25 April | 21:53
Look! I disappear for a couple days and peepoo sayin' alladis nice stuffaboutme. T'anks!
posted by Hugh Janus 26 April | 20:20
← How often do you feel || Code monkey not crazy, just proud. →

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