Ok, then quit calling my house at 2 am and then hanging up. At least breathe heavy or something.

This thread thinks we'd really be great together if only it could make you SEE, baby, see like IT sees, the INSIDE of it, baby, the stuff nobody but you can ever see.

Don't you walk away from this thread! How DARE you turn your back on this thread, you.....

No, wait, wait, baby. This thread is sorry. This thread didn't mean it. It's just that this thread loves you so much that it makes this thread angry when you never return its calls and you file restraining orders when ALL IT WANTS TO DO IS TALK TO YOU IS THAT SO FUCKING WRONG?!

This thread loves you, baby. With an undying, passionate love that transcends time and space. This thread will never leave you.

Ever.

This thread has never stolen your favourite doll, removed the voice box, wired it to a bank of twelve volt batteries and bricked it behind a cellar wall. This thread has never gone down to the calm darkness of that cellar and stood listening to it's muffled voice. "I love you, Will You hug me, I'm hungry, will you be my friend."


Yeah I know. I scare myself sometimes too.