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24 April 2006

Big Beautiful Thread This thread doesn't apologize for its size!

post by: matildaben at: 10:37 | 14 comments

this comment admires the thread's curvaceous margins, ample spacing, and lush punctuation.

posted by jonmc 24 April | 10:40

This comment's ample bosom promises to push itself into your face and knock your glasses off.

posted by essexjan 24 April | 11:18

*Tries to look down nose at thread, is stopped by own third chin*

posted by PinkStainlessTail 24 April | 11:22

This comment appreciates the threads with wide hips.

posted by cmonkey 24 April | 11:24

This comment looks good walking away from you.

posted by matildaben 24 April | 11:44

This comment must be jelly 'cos jam don't jiggle like that.

posted by essexjan 24 April | 11:51

this commenter just consideres herself a fatass. is this wrong? meh...

good morning!

posted by Mrs.Pants 24 April | 12:08

Wrong thread! This thread likes a little sumthin' extra.

posted by matildaben 24 April | 12:59

This comment wants to assert, in contradiction to Fabienne, that a pot belly is so just as sexy on a man as a woman and not oafish. But this comment suspects that this just won't fly.

posted by kmellis 24 April | 13:07

This thread has got it goin' on.

Also, I look forward to this thread's ample bosom pushing itself into my face despite the fact I'm wearing contacts.

posted by tommasz 24 April | 13:24

This comment thinks a man's pot belly can come in handy for a little extra lady stimulation during "the act", if the parties fit together right.

posted by matildaben 24 April | 13:25

This thread needs some Lucille Clifton.

Homage to My Hips
these hips are big hips.
they need space to move around in.
they don't fit into little petty places.
these hips are free hips.

they don't like to be held back.
these hips have never been enslaved,
they go where they want to go.
they do what they want to do.

these hips are mighty hips.
these hips are magic hips.
i have known them to put a spell
on a man and spin him like a top!

posted by jrossi4r 24 April | 13:39

this comment admires the thread's curvaceous margins, ample spacing, and lush punctuation.

This comment concurs most heartily, and deplores the lack of sexy, stylin' clothes available to show off this thread's voluptuous figure.

posted by elizard 24 April | 13:41

This thread doesn't mind being called "zaftig" and "Rubenesque."

posted by TrishaLynn 24 April | 13:48

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