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21 April 2006

I am writing this from my Flash Class My teacher is very disorganized and I haven't learned much yet. That is all.

post by: mygothlaundry at: 12:26 | 8 comments

Lemme give you a rundown of what'll be on the test, you can nap the rest of the time:

You need a long coat, and a shy target.

If you remove the coat, it's no longer flashing, but streaking.

Obvious arousal is extra credit in class, but willl be held against you in court.

I'll go check my notes from last year and see if I missed anything.

posted by Hugh Janus 21 April | 12:30

Hi, mgl!

posted by matildaben 21 April | 12:34

I'm a shy target, mgl!

posted by Eideteker 21 April | 12:38

Hugh, that's the male flash class. For the ladies division she'll need a beer soaked string fastened bikini top, and the ability to communicated in loud sustained 'woo-hooo.' Extra points are given for sideways jiggling.

posted by jonmc 21 April | 12:48

Object
mx.logging.ShyTarget

posted by safetyfork 21 April | 12:54

Yeah, it's all in my notes, but you know, knowledge you don't use yourself just falls away sometimes.

The obvious arousal/extra credit part still holds.

posted by Hugh Janus 21 April | 12:56

I thought that ladies' flash involved a skirt and no undies.

posted by sarah connor 21 April | 13:20

There's going to be a workshop on this at the meetup, right?

posted by agropyron 21 April | 13:23

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