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21 April 2006

Give me your tired, your poor, your -whores I need as many types of whore as possible. →[More:]

I'm working on a sketch for my comedy troupe, based on the propensity for people to call one another [something]-whore. What types of *whore do you commonly encounter, and how would you explain each type of whore to someone otherwise unfamilar with them?

Examples are:
* camwhore: someone who takes thousands of pics of themselves a day, and posts them to the internet
* myspacewhore: Someone who adds as many friends as possible on myspace

What other types of whore can you think of? Linkwhore? Commentwhore? How would you describe each?

post by: Eideteker at: 15:34 | 21 comments

Oh, and I've already got the old-fashioned "moneywhore" covered.

posted by Eideteker 21 April | 15:35

"expenseaccountwhore"

posted by AlexReynolds 21 April | 15:36

Crack whore
Corporate whore
Karma whore (slashdot specific)
Ore whore (When playing Settlers of Catan)
S'more whore (Often spotted near campfires)
Gore whore (Either someone who voted for Al Gore, or who loves gory movies)

posted by agropyron 21 April | 15:38

upgrade/frequent-flyer-mile whore

posted by mullacc 21 April | 15:45

Attention Whore

posted by jelly 21 April | 15:47

Product Whore (Girl who likes Products!!! Like me! Product = Makeup, Hair Product, Lotion, anything!!!)

posted by Lola_G 21 April | 15:51

Boer whore?

posted by Capn 21 April | 15:53

[16:00] Everyone post to this thread, please: http://metachat.org/index.php/2006/04/21/give_me_your_tired_your_poor_your_whores

Post whore.

posted by agropyron 21 April | 17:38

It's possible that I'm a beer whore, but I haven't fully explored the idea. Too painful.

posted by mudpuppie 21 April | 17:39

Meetup whore. Someone who will go to just any old meetup.

posted by agropyron 21 April | 17:40

I said please!

posted by Eideteker 21 April | 17:45

C'mon - what's wrong with a good old fashioned whore?

Whorehouse whore.

Ok, sticking with the spirit of things:

Microwave whore (like, at the office lunchroom)
Man whore (you can take it either of two ways)

posted by porpoise 21 April | 18:03

clotheswhore
labelwhore
cockwhore
cokewhore
whoreson
warwhore
chocowhore

posted by amberglow 21 April | 18:14

and singlemaltscotchwhore : >

posted by amberglow 21 April | 18:16

I'm a shoe whore.

posted by Specklet 21 April | 18:40

commentwhore

posted by jonmc 21 April | 18:45

amberglow, you know your whores!

posted by agropyron 22 April | 00:49

At the time I was working for a landlord
And he was the meanest bastard that you have ever seen
And to lose a single penny would grieve him awful sore
And he was a miserable bollocks and a bitch’s bastard’s whore.

(Shane MacGowan)

posted by misteraitch 22 April | 01:17

cuddlewhore~!

posted by Eideteker 22 April | 06:43

This thread brought to you by chocowhore: The chocolate that's shaped like a whore! Now available in non-whore flavors.

posted by Eideteker 22 April | 23:02

Thanks to everyone who contributed; the sketch was a big hit at the table read!

posted by Eideteker 26 April | 22:52

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