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21 April 2006

Do you need a $500 vibrator? (In a mainstream newspaper, but possibly NSFW.)

post by: mudpuppie at: 14:33 | 19 comments

Hell, for $500, I'd rent myself out as a vibrator.

posted by jonmc 21 April | 14:34

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

posted by Lola_G 21 April | 14:35

thanks a lot.

posted by jonmc 21 April | 14:36

waterproof to 15 feet

Schweet.

posted by danostuporstar 21 April | 14:37

Put 220 on the money, honey

posted by trondant 21 April | 14:41

Must be analogous to (in my distant past) snorting coke through a rolled up $100 bill. Same sensation, really, but SO decadent.

Kate Moss would SO not use a $15.95 toy.

posted by danf 21 April | 14:42

I swear, one of 'em looks like a mini dust-buster.

No bed bugs there--

posted by Pips 21 April | 14:48

Which MeChatter was it who accidentally bought a $1200 vibrator?

posted by Specklet 21 April | 14:50

$1300, and it was mosch.

The reports back were favorable.

Paging mosch!

posted by mudpuppie 21 April | 14:53

Which MeChatter was it who accidentally bought a $1200 vibrator?

Give us a hint. Did it have a Briggs and Stratton engine?

posted by danf 21 April | 14:55

For $1300 it better be attached to Clooney's pelvis. Mmmm...vibrating Clooooney....

posted by jrossi4r 21 April | 15:11

Anything that's worth doing is worth doing right.

posted by StickyCarpet 21 April | 15:13

Was mosch's $1300 vibrator the one he bought when he was asking how to shop for a friend of him and his wife? If he's gonna spend that kinda dough, I hope he got to enjoy it.

posted by mullacc 21 April | 15:17

Mullacc, yes. But he accidentally added it to his basket, apparently, and didn't realize it until too late.

And no, they didn't give it to the friend. They kept it.

posted by mudpuppie 21 April | 15:20

I don't need a $500 vibrator. I need a $500 vibrator and receipt for said vibrator. Cock rings are a much better value for the dollar.

posted by AlexReynolds 21 April | 15:31

I tried ringing my cock but there was no one home.

posted by dodgygeezer 21 April | 16:06

That reminds me, did people receive the Babeland mailers I sent out yet?

posted by DaShiv 21 April | 20:02

Is there a link to mosch's story? And how did I miss it?!

posted by deborah 22 April | 01:10

Deborah, I'm not sure he ever posted it here. Some of us tried to convince him to, but to no avail. :(

The outline is above. And the thread that prompted it all is this one.

posted by mudpuppie 22 April | 01:35

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