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21 April 2006

A song for Cabana Boy (with thanks to Barry Manilow) →[More:]
Her name was Specklet
She wore a trilby
She had those legendary breasts
That look much better than our chests
She would merengue and do the MeCha
And she was a superstar
But while Michael tended bar
Bringing mudpuppie beer
He cried a silent tear
He was sad and he felt exploited
But no-one could hear

At the MeCha, MeCha Cabana
The hottest spot north of Urbana
At the MeCha, MeCha Cabana
Bunnies and passion were always in fashion
At the MeCha ...

(Ok, guys, help me out with the rest of this ...)

post by: essexjan at: 17:38 | 11 comments

Wait, how'd I get dragged into this??

posted by mudpuppie 21 April | 17:41

Because 'matildaben' didn't scan right.

And don't tell me you wouldn't want Cabana Boy to bring you beer ...

posted by essexjan 21 April | 17:41

Oh, I'd take it.

But I have to tell you, I feel like a third wheel to Mecha's self-avowed cutest couple. I'll just be over in the corner pouting.

posted by mudpuppie 21 April | 17:43

Eeeeeeee heeeeee!!! Holy cow!

posted by Specklet 21 April | 17:51

Cabana Boy is glad that someone understands his pain. Cabana Boy will bring you your (virgin) daquiri first, jan.

posted by Cabana Boy 21 April | 17:51

No, mudpuppie, you're not alone here. Picture the scenario - all the MeCha girlies are round the pool, Cabana Boy is tending bar, making those fancy drinks with sugar round the rims of the glasses and fruit and little paper umbrellas in them, bringing snacks, clearing away dishes, pouring beers, while we snap his thong and throw ice cubes at him.

Meanwhile, the torch he carries for Specklet in his heart and groin burns hotter and hotter ...

OK, someone continue with the song lyric, it's very late here and I need some sleep.

BTW, this will be sung in Vegas, by Barry Manilow, during the MeCha Vegas weekend, if I have anything to do with it.

posted by essexjan 21 April | 17:52

pup, we were voted cutest couple by the ravishing and brilliant rainbaby. Nothing self-avowed about it. Nothing consummated about it either.

jan, you have made me crimson.

posted by mike9322 21 April | 17:56

jan, you have made me crimson.

Where?

posted by essexjan 21 April | 17:58

Ahem.

posted by mike9322 21 April | 18:03

Ahem.

Your throat?

posted by essexjan 21 April | 18:33

*returns to writing the songs that make the whole world sing*

posted by Pips 21 April | 18:36

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