MetaChat - THIS IS A FLAMEOUT THREAD, YOU PACK OF PRETENTIOUS POSEURS.

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20 April 2006

THIS IS A FLAMEOUT THREAD, YOU PACK OF PRETENTIOUS POSEURS. →[More:]I hate everything you stand for. This place is nothing but an echo-chamber of bunny-loving, zombie-admiring, pretend-fun-having layabout scoundrels. HOW DARE YOU! The only reason I don't cut off my own hand is that I know you want me to, and I'm not doing anything that would make any of you lot happy.

I want you to delete my comments, delete my account, and, finally, delete me from your collective memories. You don't deserve to have me in your heads.

post by: deadcowdan at: 07:47 | 27 comments

There! How was that?

posted by deadcowdan 20 April | 07:47

OMG! Bunny!

posted by flopsy 20 April | 07:52

MeTa

posted by mike9322 20 April | 07:52

Jesus Christ. I'm sick of this place. Your echo-chambery Bush-envying PC hypocrisy, your rabid bloodlust at the first sign of weakness or difference in a new poster, your collective and organized unwillingness to even ATTEMPT to apply critical thought to ANYTHING AT ALL instead of just reiterating the same tired fucking cliches over and over and OVER

IT'S JUST ALL SO MUCH BULLSHIT. YOU PEOPLE ARE BULLSHIT. YOU ARE MADE OUT OF SHIT THAT CAME FROM A BULL, AND I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF IT.

SO DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE SCREEN DOOR HITTING MY ASS ON THE WAY OUT BECAUSE IT WON'T BECAUSE YOU IDIOTS ALREADY STOLE IT AND PUT IT ON THE WARPED AND YELLOWED EXCUSE FOR A SUBMARINE THAT IS THIS SINKING FUCKING SITE

I'M CUTTING MY HAND OFF RIGHT FUCKING NOW

posted by tr33hggr 20 April | 07:56

tr33, that comment made me sad I can't visit *.mefi anymore from work.

posted by mike9322 20 April | 07:58

I, too, cannot go to mefi anymore. Thanks for bringing samples of the goodness over here.

posted by sarah connor 20 April | 08:01

Isn't it horrible, sarah? It feels weird calling you that, knowing you're male.

Hold me?

posted by mike9322 20 April | 08:08

I'm pissed and slightly baffled.

(I was going to post "Well, excuu-uuse me!", but actually, the above should really be my motto).

posted by GeckoDundee 20 April | 08:11

I'm neither pissed nor baffled. I knew it would come to this. I'm not in the least surprised. What's more, this is just the result I was looking for. I wanted this to happen. If you think your petty and pretentious scare tactics will work on me you're sadly mistaken.

posted by omiewise 20 April | 08:17

I HATE THIS PLACE AND I HATE YOU ALL AND I'M NEVER COMING BACK AGAIN! EVER EVER EVER!

Until the next time, that is!

posted by sisterhavana 20 April | 08:21

It seems obvious that my opinions are no longer appreciated here, and my contributions are not valued... This site has become a place I just don't recognize any more, so, unless deadcowdan is banned, I guess I just won't be coming around any more.

posted by taz 20 April | 08:22

Uh? Pardon? I'm confused...

posted by LunaticFringe 20 April | 08:23

I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS FUCKING LEFTIST CABAL

posted by killdevil 20 April | 08:29

I forgot all about the dollfucking thread. I commented early then forgot about it. Quite the clusterfuck, that was.

posted by jonmc 20 April | 08:29

LunaticFringe, that was the wimpiest flameout ever. In fact, I don't even recognize that as a flameout at all. Are you taunting us? Do you feel you are somehow "better" or "smarter" than we are? Or is this just your idea of some kind of sick joke?

posted by taz 20 April | 08:30

I'm back!

posted by sciurus 20 April | 08:30

~~I miss sciurus.~~

...Damn!

posted by taz 20 April | 08:45

Don't worry. I don't really blame you. You are just a slave to the whims of a miniscule minority of 20 something self-absorbed, potsmoking, divorce victim lackies who *think* they form the central daisychain at this place.

posted by danostuporstar 20 April | 08:46

I hope you all get Herpes.

posted by LunaticFringe 20 April | 09:16

Oh and for the record: I am totally better than all of you. You guys and gals are not worthy of licking crap out from between my toes. Marvel in the brilliance that is LunaticFringe and cower as you will surely realize my greatness and be humbled by it.

posted by LunaticFringe 20 April | 09:18

Much better! (asshole.)

posted by taz 20 April | 09:28

Well, it was good while it lasted. But the fact is I don't get from MetaChat what I wish I did. Over time I started noticing the cliquish, exclusionary groupthink mentality here. Like unless you're into OMG! Animal! jokes and supporting the power in-group, you're just not worth taking notice of. And I don't need people on the internet deciding that. I'm going out to get some sunshine. Catch you on the flip side.

posted by rebirtha 20 April | 10:48

oooh! That was excellent. You're scaring me, rebirtha! :)

posted by taz 20 April | 11:33

I've got a lot of love to give, taz.

posted by rebirtha 20 April | 12:51

This whole thread scares me. It's too hard not to take it seriously.

You all suck.

posted by mudpuppie 20 April | 15:39

rebirtha, don't let the door hit you in the arse on the way out, will you?

MeCha will be far richer for your absence, I must say.

Bitch.

posted by dg 20 April | 17:10

if rebirtha goes, I go!

Also, unless deadcowdan goes, I go. And dg. Dg, must go, or else I will stay. Wait...

posted by taz 21 April | 03:54

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