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17 April 2006

drunk. I'm drunk. Discuss.

post by: Saucy Intruder at: 22:11 | 36 comments

I... i I drink I luv yu.

posted by Eideteker 17 April | 22:16

Oh god, I'm sober now and I totally regret that last comment.

posted by Eideteker 17 April | 22:17

That sure is one sauced intruder!

posted by jrossi4r 17 April | 22:21

that is one saucy drunk

posted by ethylene 17 April | 22:22

drunk me, saucer

posted by ethylene 17 April | 22:23

you're so quiet when you're drunk

posted by ethylene 17 April | 22:30

no, you have it all wrong! see, I'm from the future, and... ahh, fuck it, nevermind.

posted by Saucy Intruder 17 April | 22:30

ok, future sauce
so how did i get drunk?

posted by ethylene 17 April | 22:36

You ingested more alcohol than your liver was able to process, thus releasing the excess into your bloodstream, where it traveled through your brain and made you stupid.

posted by Saucy Intruder 17 April | 22:39

reality is a fragile thing that flaps around like a broken pigeon wing.

posted by weretable and the undead chairs 17 April | 22:41

you are wrong, sauce
it was because your post made me finish the beer.
i'll get you, future sauce
when i'm soberer

posted by ethylene 17 April | 22:45

You had me at soberer.

posted by Saucy Intruder 17 April | 22:49

past me guessed i won't really care

posted by ethylene 17 April | 22:50

i had me at drunk
later

posted by ethylene 17 April | 22:51

i'm reporting from 22:57

posted by ethylene 17 April | 22:53

You can't handle the truth!
/molson canadian

posted by Saucy Intruder 17 April | 23:01

we'll see when i'm future me
we'll see

posted by ethylene 17 April | 23:03

liquor before beer. all is clear, beeeeeatch!

posted by Saucy Intruder 17 April | 23:05

future you is already all beatchy?
yeesh
i'm sending present me for reinforcements

posted by ethylene 17 April | 23:06

* fails to think up something sufficiently random *

posted by Saucy Intruder 17 April | 23:08

ah ha!
i have to tell future me to care

posted by ethylene 17 April | 23:09

Future you can suck it.
With all due respect.

posted by Saucy Intruder 17 April | 23:10

present you is sucking it
i think past you is gonna have some splainin' to do

posted by ethylene 17 April | 23:11

Will future you marry past me?

posted by Saucy Intruder 17 April | 23:13

(and then present me will file for divorce from future you. i can get manimony, this is new england)

posted by Saucy Intruder 17 April | 23:14

manimony?
like pedimony?

posted by ethylene 17 April | 23:15

I'm calling Homeland Security. I don't like your tone.

posted by Saucy Intruder 17 April | 23:16

is this holy manimony?
or just mony mony?

posted by ethylene 17 April | 23:17

do you mean alchomony?

posted by ethylene 17 April | 23:18

i'm drunk too and this isn't at all what i'm looking for.

posted by callmejay 17 April | 23:29

tell me about it
total buzz kill
no one takes alchomony seriously

posted by ethylene 17 April | 23:33

I'm a little tipsy.

Then again, that's about as much as I ever admit to.

posted by box 17 April | 23:40

alcohol makes me warm. it's good being warm.
[i'm asian, which means i'm probably red-faced by now]

posted by casarkos 18 April | 00:38

Oh my goodness.

I'm sorry. I'm pretty sure I have the wrong room. I'll just back out slowly and close the door.

posted by loquacious 18 April | 01:44

Anybody need takin' advantage of?

posted by mike9322 18 April | 06:46

Last night, me too!

posted by safetyfork 18 April | 12:35

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