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16 April 2006

again i ask: where is jenna? it's been months since she has been seen in yahoo news photos. it's all not-jenna, all the time. why wasn't jenna invited to easter dinner? why isn't the press asking questions? the last we heard from jenna, some coke dealer had her wallet. where has jenna gone?

post by: quonsar at: 21:44 | 16 comments

inquiring minds want to know.

posted by killdevil 16 April | 22:06

Quonsar, I tip my foil-lined beanie to you.

posted by theora55 16 April | 22:11

I believe that she's swimming in her large gold-filled private vault, doing the backstroke and spitting dubloons into the air.

posted by shmegegge 16 April | 22:13

she got knocked up (by a black satanist lesbian undocumented worker) and is hiding for 9 months. ; >

actually, i think she's been all over dc getting drunk...wonkette's had some stuff

posted by amberglow 16 April | 22:18

they just go out and get drunk in Georgetown all the time, apparently.

posted by amberglow 16 April | 22:19

Wow, Bush has a daughter? Is she single? I'm not asking because I'm interested, but because I remember my mother's elaborate plans to set me up with Chelsea Clinton. Consider it a precautionary measure.

Damn shame they wouldn't let me put mom in a home until she's at least sixty.

posted by Eideteker 16 April | 22:30

As long as they stay in Georgetown and away from my cherished U Street, all is well.

posted by YouCanCallMeAl 16 April | 22:34

I think Barb the Elder had her bumped off. That woman has had people killed. I'm convinced of it.

(If I mysteriously disappear, AVENGE ME!!!!)

posted by jrossi4r 16 April | 22:48

Jenna's tied up in my basement and awaiting our next connubial hupty-hupty.

Oh wait, Jenna Bush? I thought you were talking about Jenna Jameson.

jrossi4r, if you disappear, can I have your freelance projects?

posted by fenriq 16 April | 23:02

i'd totally avenge jrossi

posted by ethylene 16 April | 23:06

Thanks, eth. I knew I could count on you.

They're all yours, fenriq.

posted by jrossi4r 16 April | 23:24

This Jenna has also seemed to disappear, but then, maybe CBS just gave her the time slot AFTER Craig Ferguson.

posted by wendell 16 April | 23:35

I have it on good authority that CBS 'disappeared' Jenna Elfman after low ratings.

posted by puke & cry 17 April | 00:02

I have it on good authority that CBS 'disappeared' Jenna Elfman

Are you sure it wasn't her Scientologist handlers? Once they beat those negative body thetans into submission, she will be generating big ratings in no time.

posted by King of Prontopia 17 April | 00:12

Who are these coke dealers who think drawing attention to themselves is a good idea?

Remind me not to buy coke from them.

posted by delmoi 17 April | 02:56

don't buy coke from those coke dealers who think drawing attention to themselves is a good idea.

posted by shmegegge 17 April | 13:32

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