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Just reminds me of a very old Hustler cartoon. A bunch of women with 6 breasts are getting off a flying saucer and one says to another "so why do you think we can take over the country without weapons?"
But she would never want for a date.
But she would also walk in circles all the time. Unless the fifth boob was in the middle, of course, rather than in line with two of the others. But that would just be too wrong. See, I have standards too.