Update: I sang like a boid. →[More:]So I called Mr. Comedy's next victim at work this morning and told him about the prank. He thought it was hilarious and said that this must be payback time for when HE HAD MR. COMEDY'S TRUCK STOLEN from his driveway last month. Seems they've been committing these horrible acts against each other for ten years. He's plotting a counterassault. How does one top grand theft auto? I almost wish I'd kept my mouth shut. Anyway, thanks, guys.
Carry on.