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14 April 2006

Hugh, What kind of girls do you like? →[More:]Because I think you're awesome but well, I'm happily taken.

That said, I have a lot of single awesome girlfriends.

What's important to you?
post by: Lola_G at: 10:27 | 86 comments
Lola Da Pimp, walks with a limp...
posted by jonmc 14 April | 10:27
When you meet single, hawt, smart, funny guys with a penchant for the green...you got hook your girls up.
posted by Lola_G 14 April | 10:29
Hands off the 'Anus!
posted by ethylene 14 April | 10:30
I ain't playa hatin', Lola, just busting balls.
posted by jonmc 14 April | 10:30
I got proximity. I win.
posted by Lola_G 14 April | 10:30
Hey, he lives in my borough. If anyone's gonna turn him out, it should be me.

≡ Click to see image ≡
posted by jonmc 14 April | 10:34
Hugh likes the girls with booms, he once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
posted by Divine_Wino 14 April | 10:35
I guess I should have known better...
posted by Lola_G 14 April | 10:37
hey, lola, anything goes when it come to ho's, cause pimpin' ain't easy...
posted by jonmc 14 April | 10:39
Hugh likes girls like me. Hands off.
posted by dame 14 April | 10:43
To quote the eloquent mike9322:

Fucking geography.
posted by Miko 14 April | 10:44
Fucking geography.

Hey, the pages of these Atlases are all stuck together...
posted by jonmc 14 April | 10:46
NO. He's all mine.

MINE!!!!

posted by Lola_G 14 April | 10:46
The other day, joe famous pointed out just how easy pimpin' really is.

To answer your question, Lola_G, if they're anything like you, single and awesome sound great, as long as they grin when I do; I'd love to meet them all.

Actually, even if they don't, too.

But I sniff after ethylene like a bloodhound on a jailbreak because she's got the sugar that melts, drips, and burns.

And dame straight up makes me swoon.

And I curse geography right along with you, Miko. You're super-chouette.

All the women here are frankly quite astonishing. In a really good way.

I really want to take you all out for nightcaps.
posted by Hugh Janus 14 April | 10:49
Umm
i'm sorry to tell you this but
since seanyboy is far too far
and dodgy is a bridge too far
Hugh's MINE
posted by ethylene 14 April | 10:49
A nightcap. I've always wanted someone to offer me a nightcap.

I swoon.
posted by Lola_G 14 April | 10:50
Can I choose my own color of nightcap? I like red.
posted by TrishaLynn 14 April | 10:51
sorry, i got put that in my profile now
i'll bring back the bar
posted by ethylene 14 April | 10:52
he dosen't mean drinks, he means actual nightcaps. My man's got a elf fetish.
posted by jonmc 14 April | 10:53
*wishes Hugh were HERS*
posted by Specklet 14 April | 10:56
Hugh?
Care to dance?

*waves large decanter of liquor*
*gestures at the pool house*
posted by ethylene 14 April | 11:03
Hehehe, a nightcap. How cute we would all look in nightcaps.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 14 April | 11:04
they are like pirahna
beat them off with your stick
posted by ethylene 14 April | 11:04
I prefer a nighthelmet, pinky, preferably one of those Prussian jobs with the big ol' spike on the top.
posted by jonmc 14 April | 11:07
ethylene, ewwwwwwwww, that just sounds wrong.

And I'm not a pirahna, thankyouvermuch, I never have to fight for a man.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 14 April | 11:08
i'm rife with irony and violent hyperbole
posted by ethylene 14 April | 11:10
but he's still mine.
we fight side by side.
you have a cape.
posted by ethylene 14 April | 11:11
I'm an owl?

Does anyone here speak French?
posted by Miko 14 April | 11:14
Hoot Hoot!
posted by jonmc 14 April | 11:16
cabbage?
posted by ethylene 14 April | 11:17
I LOVE Y'ALL!!!!!!!!!
LOL!
Yeah Hugh!
"Anything goes when you f**k with pros!"
posted by Joe Famous 14 April | 11:18
Hey, I'm single now! Limited time offer... ;)
posted by punch 14 April | 11:20
Joe Famous
circa 1974
"I'm a pimp by blood..."≡ Click to see image ≡
posted by Joe Famous 14 April | 11:24
yo, Joe, where yo' bitches at??
posted by jonmc 14 April | 11:25
≡ Click to see image ≡
posted by Joe Famous 14 April | 11:28
My heart's about to pound out of my ears, "love dove, love dove, love dove...."

It (more or less) means "the cat's pyjamas," Miko.

You'll be there tomorrow night, right, Joe Famous? If jonmc shows up in a pickelgruber, I'll buy everyone two rounds.
posted by Hugh Janus 14 April | 11:28
I bet you wish you still had that suit, joe. Hell I wish we had four of them so you, me, hugh and the Wino could chill on the Duece like a pimp chorus line.
posted by jonmc 14 April | 11:30
I'll be there...might be a little spent though, but I'll be there nonetheless.

I look forward to seein you crazy kids again!
posted by Joe Famous 14 April | 11:32
ha, no but seriously
dodgy and seany could never truly love me
and hugh's what i always wanted
a feigning curmudgeon hung like a GOD
c'mon
i never get anything i want
posted by ethylene 14 April | 11:36
If I don't see ya have a great holiday and take care...
"Ev'rybody say HO!"≡ Click to see image ≡
posted by Joe Famous 14 April | 11:38
I'm not showing up until 10, and everyone better still be there when I get there!!!
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 14 April | 11:39
I don't dress pimp, strictly fop. Brocade or better.
posted by Divine_Wino 14 April | 11:39
No doubt! Either be there when she gets there or get a PINK PIMP SLAP!
HAHA!
posted by Joe Famous 14 April | 11:41
We'd be like New Edition.

And I for one would wait there until morning if I had to.
posted by Hugh Janus 14 April | 11:43
our need knows no proximity
posted by ethylene 14 April | 11:47
And I for one would wait there until morning if I had to.

Good, you better!!
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 14 April | 11:50
he's
my cold killer
my daylight thriller
my stone solid imbibin' scribe and
don't mess with my mad magilla gorilla--
posted by ethylene 14 April | 11:53
Jon... big ol' spike on the top? Careful where ya put that thang... : 0

(Sorry. Couldn't resist.)

And as for HJ hookups, too bad we don't still have Randi's number. She's fond of nightcaps, too.
posted by Pips 14 April | 12:06
Hugh, if you ever want a reader, I've been a reader for some small competitions, etc. I'd be honored to read your work.
posted by rainbaby 14 April | 12:09
stop trying to set up my potential love puppy
posted by ethylene 14 April | 12:16
Dude, I don't know why you still bother. Look, this is the way it is: I get the ones I want. You suckas get the leftovers.
posted by dame 14 April | 12:21
Ditto.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 14 April | 12:27
My nephew was asking me about my Bentley the other day.

"What Bentley," I asked.

"My daddy said you used to have a Bentley, so what was it like?"

"well, I think he might be confused. Bentleys are very expensive. But they make nice touring ca-"

"WHAT?" (He does this when he doesn't know a word)

"Touring car."

"WHAT?"

"You know, for driving around in the countryside, enjoying the trip, that sort of thing."

"Oh. Can I talk to [Moe, a friend of mine he likes to talk to]?"

So I give the phone to [Moe], and my nephew starts telling him about his Bentley.

"I have a Bentley A-A-X. It's a Super-Bentley. Do you have a Bentley?"

"No, but that's really impressive, [Hugh's nephew]."

"Yes, they're very expensive. They make great touring cars, you know, for driving around in the country...."

He's funny.

I'm gonna have to go touring, see the country, meet summa youse.

I bet this thread would make my momma proud.
posted by Hugh Janus 14 April | 12:33
Shit, I guess dame's a pimp, too....
posted by jonmc 14 April | 12:39
i lack a tour car
but i can pitch woo

woo
posted by ethylene 14 April | 12:42
also, gin is a fine thing.
posted by jonmc 14 April | 12:44
Oh yeah, and when I told my brother that his son attributed the Bentley mixup to him, he said, "Well, that's not exactly true. As a matter of fact, it isn't true at all."

We [Januses] are a jokey lot, but my nephew makes us look like humorless stiffs in comparison.

Am I being wooed here? My seat feels kinda funny.
posted by Hugh Janus 14 April | 12:44
I've never had leftovers and I ain't about to start now. Bitches.

I started this thread. Hugh is mine!
posted by Lola_G 14 April | 12:57
Actually, no. You started this thread to ask a question we already knew the answer to. Looks like you're only in time for leftovers, baby.
posted by dame 14 April | 12:59
Dude, Hugh, I'd be a little fraidy right now. I think the ladies are gonna start foaming at the mouth.
posted by gaspode 14 April | 12:59
Headbutts at noon on the bowling green, then?
posted by Divine_Wino 14 April | 13:01
they can have at each other as me and Hugh
slip out the backway

we are going to have to do something about your backway
unless you have it covered
posted by ethylene 14 April | 13:02
if you weren't taken, wino, you could distract them with your mystery dance

it is distracting
posted by ethylene 14 April | 13:03
I've seen his mystery dance, eth. that should only be used in dire emergencies. I'm half the man I used to be...
posted by jonmc 14 April | 13:04
i knew i wore the superhero outfit for something
posted by ethylene 14 April | 13:04
they can have at each other as me and Hugh
slip out the backway


Again, some people are really bad listeners.
posted by dame 14 April | 13:16
dame, you are greedy. You can't have EVERY guy.
posted by Lola_G 14 April | 13:19
Why not?
posted by dame 14 April | 13:28
Actually, I mean I don't want them all. Only all the ones I want. Just cause you all got sucked into the lameness of monogamy &c.
posted by dame 14 April | 13:29
just make the cad pick
or his momma
posted by ethylene 14 April | 13:40
Dude, just because monogamy is not your personal choice doesn't make it lame.
posted by gaspode 14 April | 13:47
Yeah. Monogamy is FRESH!
It's the best challenge this side of the Hudson.
Keepin' things interesting between yourself and the significant other is just as exciting, if not better, than a threesome.
It makes a man "MAN UP"! (Brooklyn term)
posted by Joe Famous 14 April | 13:52
I'm no cad; that hurts the bad way.
posted by Hugh Janus 14 April | 13:53
show me the good way

please?
posted by ethylene 14 April | 13:54
Dude, just because monogamy is not your personal choice doesn't make it lame.


No, I'm sorry. I checked the manual and it clearly states that all things not my personal choice are, in fact, lame.
posted by dame 14 April | 14:00
i can always just use my super powers
≡ Click to see image ≡
i just did that for him
because i care that much
posted by ethylene 14 April | 14:05
You know what's lame?


Limping.
posted by Divine_Wino 14 April | 14:07
Cripples, too.
posted by jonmc 14 April | 14:08
dame's so lame
and if you send me a sase, hugh
you can have these
posted by ethylene 14 April | 14:13
The four sweetest words in the English language:

Self Addressed Stamped Envelope.
posted by Divine_Wino 14 April | 14:15
and i'll dedicate myself to comics and pin up art while you support me in the way this corset has made me accustomed
posted by ethylene 14 April | 14:16
As long as I can take the invisible flying contraption for a spin every now and then.
posted by Hugh Janus 14 April | 14:36
zippity buddha!
i win!
posted by ethylene 14 April | 14:47
are you by chance british of descent?
we may yet fulfill a prophecy.
posted by ethylene 14 April | 14:48
dame's right, we're soo lame!! LOL/COI!
posted by Hellbient 14 April | 14:51
so what do i win?
posted by ethylene 14 April | 15:58
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