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13 April 2006

The Theorem Of Da Booty . Combine this with my Unified Butt Theory and we got the makin's of a Nobel.

post by: jonmc at: 08:44 | 13 comments

Any theorem that rates a butt like Kylie's over the J.Lo look has a fatal flaw. Perhaps they left out rb, the amount of rice & beans consumed. Or maybe it just says something unfortunate about the English. Because in NYC, I'm pretty sure the curvy booty wins.

posted by dame 13 April | 08:59

Dame, baby, you know that I prefer the big ol' ghetto booty to the little boy butts (I will not date a woman with an ass smaller than mine), so I'm with you on this. I'm just glad that that our best minds have turned their attentions to the field of Posterior Science.

posted by jonmc 13 April | 09:01

Well, that goes without saying.

posted by dame 13 April | 09:02

some musical proof that even white boys got to shout...

posted by jonmc 13 April | 09:03

There's no fluffy tail component.

posted by Wolfdog 13 April | 09:05

I'm waiting for this look to come back - more hippy than booty-y. I'd walk a little prouder. I guess by the time it does, I'll be to old to strut it.

posted by rainbaby 13 April | 09:18

Oh, rainbaby, you are *never* too old to strut it.

posted by dame 13 April | 09:26

Yes, the definetly forgot to multiply by J sub t (which represents the amount of junk in the trunk)

posted by Capn 13 April | 09:31

My ass is made of creme. C = Creme? (aka, the creme factor... Einstein's last project).

posted by Pips 13 April | 10:01

AKA, Twinkie booty.

posted by Pips 13 April | 10:02

jon, that unintended juxtaposition on the blue was the funniest thing I've seen in who knows.

posted by Wolfdog 13 April | 10:49

I know, man. and my hat is doffed to you for finding it, dawg.

posted by jonmc 13 April | 10:51

Where does the height of the quarter bounce factor in?

posted by Eideteker 13 April | 13:50

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