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12 April 2006

I got a bonus funnybone... [More:]
Who wants it?
*leaps headlong at screen mouth ravening*

you owe me a nose splint, dude.
posted by jonmc 12 April | 09:40
All I got is one free cake.
posted by Divine_Wino 12 April | 09:48
Let it harden, then fetch some duct tape and that'll do fine.

Not to mention the existensial quandary of how 'free' a cake can be when it exists merely to excite our taste buds. I need to go ponder, or drink, or something.
posted by jonmc 12 April | 09:51
All I got is one free cake.

Have you checked inside? I've found all kinds of stuff inside Drake products. I once got a pound cake with a 1/100th scale model of Bebe Rebozo at the center. Cracked a molar on the fucker.
posted by PinkStainlessTail 12 April | 09:52
existential existential existential!!!

phew.

cake is good. please send.
posted by gaspode 12 April | 09:55
I'm slicing it into six thousand equal pieces, check your mailbox in like three days.
posted by Divine_Wino 12 April | 09:59
existential existential existential!!!

God bless you girl, I had to punch myself to stop me from correcting that.
posted by Divine_Wino 12 April | 09:59
Hey, I'm philosophical, not smart.
posted by jonmc 12 April | 10:01
You also aren't using it right, so you aren't really very philosphical either.
posted by dame 12 April | 10:21
I also don't particularly give a rat's ass, so I'm not really very concerned, either.
posted by jonmc 12 April | 10:23
Gee, a bit touchy today?
posted by dame 12 April | 10:26
Yes, as a matter of fact. see here. On top that, my joints ache, my eyes are tired and watery and I've got a family function tonight. Maybe walk in someone else's shoes before indiscriminately breaking balls.
posted by jonmc 12 April | 10:29
Dude, get some perspective. Your job is making you actually work for two months to get your severance? Wah. Of all people, you are upset for someone giving you a hard time? You who gives hard times out like they cost ten cents?

I'm sorry you're crabby. But expecting me to magically know it is lame.
posted by dame 12 April | 10:33
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
posted by Divine_Wino 12 April | 10:36
Your job is making you actually work for two months to get your severance? Wah.

If you can't see how telling people 'you're on the street in two months, and we're gonna watch your ass for those two months otherwise you don't get any crumbs off the table on the way out,' might piss someone off, then I don't know what to tell you.

You who gives hard times out like they cost ten cents?

I break peoples balls good-naturedly, but I don't kick people when they're down, and if I wanted to be schoolmarmishly scolded about minor grammar mistakes (not to mention do the whole 'Call On Me, teacher, I'm ever so smart' martin prince routine) I would've stayed in school.
posted by jonmc 12 April | 10:41
Yep, full moon tonight. Thought so.
posted by PinkStainlessTail 12 April | 10:43
chill peanuts, for me personally jon my eye just hung on "existensial" in a painful way. I'm not weighing in on anyone elses snitty answers anymore, but I was just fuckin' witcha in the minorest way possible and you know I'll back you all the way to the wall on the upcoming unemployment.
posted by Divine_Wino 12 April | 10:46
it's spelling, not grammar that I was yelling at.

[/further nitpick, just for the sake of pissing jon off more]

dude on your last day I am gonna buy you so many drinks. Oh, unless it's at the end of June and I'm in Pittsburgh. Hrrmm. When is your last day?
posted by gaspode 12 April | 10:49
June 30th. And, dame, after having a smoke, I realize I overreacted, so apologies, but being made to feel dumb for no reason is a sore spot with me.
posted by jonmc 12 April | 10:51
I wanted to be schoolmarmishly scolded about minor grammar mistakes

Dame wasn't trying to correct your grammar, but rather your misuse of the concept of existentialism. You provided your own answer for the "existential quandry": [the cake] exists merely to excite our taste buds. Whether or not the cake can be called "free" is a semantic question; the answer will have to accommodate the given existential state of the cake.

Or I could be totally wrong, I'm just fucking around.
posted by mullacc 12 April | 11:05
Like I said, I only took intro to philosophy during my abortive college career, and I destpyed most of the braincells that I stored what I learned in I think. I was just making a joke, that I figured would come through even with the misspellings and poor grammar. But here's a peace offering.
posted by jonmc 12 April | 11:13
our job is making you actually work for two months to get your severance?

Wow, that's a lot of pens, staples, paper clips, post-its, white out, blank cds, copy paper, printer cartridges, toilet paper and light bulbs.
posted by StickyCarpet 12 April | 11:14
Thanks for the apology. I wasn't trying to make you feel dumb; you were using existential the way most people do, which happens to have little to do with what it originally meant and which I think is a valuable meaning. I thought you would just tell me to stop being such a smarty pants. You know (or should) that I don't think you're dumb.

Also, getting laid off with unemployment + severance was the best thing that ever happened to me: it changed my life. So I'm kinda jealous of your position, actually.
posted by dame 12 April | 11:15
Believe it or not, I'm happy to be departing this job, since it turned the thing I love most (music) into something bloodless and tedious. I'm more pissed about the two month purgatory than anything else, frankly.
posted by jonmc 12 April | 11:17
I don't see how, once you allow the playful conflation of free:without cost and free:at liberty, jonmc's use of existential is outside its normal usage, which is never really defined more just associated with an ethos and inquiry into day to day decision making. And while generally assuming that individuals have free will, the cake's dilemma falls within the questioning of the reality of that free will, which is peripheral to, but still part of existentialism, no?
posted by StickyCarpet 12 April | 11:29
to wit: I was using existential in the Nixonian sense
posted by jonmc 12 April | 11:31
Say what you want about National Socialism, at least it's an ethos, Dude.
posted by warbaby 12 April | 11:34
Anyway I just ended up eating the funny bone and then I shot a dude on the beach.
posted by Divine_Wino 12 April | 12:07
Which beach? Cause if it was Coney Island nobody will ever notice.
posted by jonmc 12 April | 12:10
i think he meant that french beach where he killed some arab.
posted by mdn 12 April | 19:37
Existensial Question: || Whatcha listenin' to?

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