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11 April 2006

my bamboo is starting to shoot. [More:]

I counted about twenty-five shoots so far, it is just the beginning. The last shoots usually do not start popping out of the ground until early May.

This has been a "weretable's bamboo is shooting update"
Are you going to eat them?
posted by porpoise 11 April | 23:00
Dude, its a really bad idea to give guns to plants.
posted by fenriq 11 April | 23:17
Quick! Kill it while it's small! It WILL take over! It will terrorize the women and children!
posted by small_ruminant 11 April | 23:25
Plants don't kill people. Bullets do. Really fast bullets.
posted by mudpuppie 11 April | 23:27
When applied correctly plants will do in a pinch.
posted by small_ruminant 11 April | 23:59
Plants?

So it's not a metaphor.
posted by arse_hat 12 April | 00:01
BAMBOO: PUT THE GUN DOWN!
posted by moonbird 12 April | 06:18
Giant Timber bamboo. Now there's a manly plant. Big enough to hide a troop of ninjas in the upper reaches.
posted by warbaby 12 April | 09:13
My giant timber bamboo put out nine shoots last summer. It was too dry, so four of them aborted.

Then Hurricane Rita came through and broke of the tops of all the remaining new shoots, which were about 30 feet tall at the time. One died, and the others are just shortened.

My largest shoot is 3 1/2 inches in diameter, and 48 feet tall. This is some kick-ass bamboo, and I look forward to the crop of shoots this summer.

In order to keep the stand from spreading under my brick walkway, I buried a 2 by 4 foot steel plate, 1/8th inch thick, along the border. I hope it works, but there is a chance that the bamboo will go underneath it, as some shoots are 30 inches deep.
posted by sarah connor 12 April | 09:30
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