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11 April 2006

Carried over from #bunnies last night Bad pick-up lines.
"My favourite Police song is 'Every Breath You Take', what's yours?"
posted by Capn 11 April | 11:21
"Get out of my dreams and into my car!"
posted by me3dia 11 April | 11:26
"So, baby, what do you think of ice tongs?"
posted by jonmc 11 April | 11:26
Capn, your best one was "Would m'lady consent to accompany me to the summer ball at Mrs. Havisham's?"
(or similar)
posted by agropyron 11 April | 11:26
It has been suggested that this article or section be merged with Third Order. (Discuss)
posted by danostuporstar 11 April | 11:29
"I'd loan you a ciggerette, but I can see you are already smokin'!"
posted by Hellbient 11 April | 11:33
You look like my mom. Can I find out if you feel like her?
posted by PinkStainlessTail 11 April | 11:34
If Jewish:
You're Jewish, right? Well, I think you're jewtiful.
posted by Hellbient 11 April | 11:36
"If you could grant a dying man his last wish would you? Even though it would cause you some physical discomfort?"
posted by oh pollo! 11 April | 11:37
Girl, if you were a booger, I'd pick you first. What's your number? :: big belly laugh::

A kid at my high school used to do this, as a joke, and it was always hysterical.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 11 April | 11:39
Hey there, do you like comedy? Of course you do...
posted by Hellbient 11 April | 11:39
Check it out, watch me stick my head up this elephant's butt, ha!
posted by Hellbient 11 April | 11:41
"Hey, I bet your family gives birth easily, right? It's the hips."
posted by agropyron 11 April | 11:43
Hi, I just wanted to let you know I'm making a run to the convenience store. Should I pick up some condoms, you know, for later?
posted by Hellbient 11 April | 11:44
"pick a card...any card"
posted by oh pollo! 11 April | 11:45
"I saw a bit of your panties, and I love the color. They go with your eyes."
posted by agropyron 11 April | 11:45
Hi, how ya doin'? Listen, my buddies over there just made a bet for $50 that I couldn't pick you up. What do ya say we prove them wrong and split the profit? *wink*
posted by Hellbient 11 April | 11:47
Wow, you're fat. No, it's cool, I looove fat chicks.

or

Wow, you're phat. That's with a "p h", by the way.
posted by Hellbient 11 April | 11:49
The always reliable: "Nice shoes; wanna fuck?"
posted by mike9322 11 April | 11:56
You wouldn't happen to be "freakysexyAnna" on Flickr, would you? Cuz she's hawt, and it's amazing - you look exactly like her.
posted by Hellbient 11 April | 11:57
I was just sitting over at the end of the bar, relfecting on what a boring, shitty life I lead, and how much I despise hanging around here alone and drinking myself into a stupor every night, when I noticed you, and thought, if only I could love a woman like you, maybe I could one day love myself again. But that's unlikely, huh? Drink up; it's on me.
posted by Hugh Janus 11 April | 12:02
I really hope you can take this as a compliment - I just saw you from across the room and you gave me the most amazing boner!
posted by Hellbient 11 April | 12:04
Can I buy you a drink?
Don't break the bank, okay? I still got a lot of drinkin' to do.
posted by Hellbient 11 April | 12:06
Those clothes are very becoming on you.

Of course, if I was on you, I'd be coming, too.
posted by Zozo 11 April | 12:08
Hey, me and my buddies are gonna go smoke some crack in the bathroom and I was just wonderin' if you might like to join us? *whispers* - It's cool, there's always one guy leaning against the door.
posted by Hellbient 11 April | 12:10
Hi, I just wanted to give you a flyer. It's for my next Karaoke performance this Thursday...
posted by Hellbient 11 April | 12:12
Honey, the only reason I'd throw you out of bed is so I could fuck you on the floor!
posted by Specklet 11 April | 12:13
Is that a zit or a beauty mark?
Ah, either way...
posted by Hellbient 11 April | 12:15
Specklet wins!
posted by matildaben 11 April | 12:23
Is heaven missing an angel? 'Cause you've got nice cans!
posted by pieisexactlythree 11 April | 12:27
are these badn pickup lines? I love them!
posted by carmina 11 April | 12:36
Are you hungry? My meat is kosher.
posted by flopsy 11 April | 12:45
"I can smell it...it is in the air...the cosmic powers of Mars...the clouds of Jupiter...the rings of Saturn...the boiling heat of Mercury. Something's gonna happen, Warriors. I can feel it. Warriors, I need not Earthquake insurance. I need not health insurance. I will never need life insurance. For the Warriors all know, the life that flows in their body IS NOT THAT OF THE NORMALS. The marrow in these bones is of a different composition. The blood in these veins is of a different consistency. The brain waves in my mind are of an unknown frequency. The muscles that the Warriors attach themselves to is of a different structure.
-The Ultimate Warrior, Saturday Night’s Main Event, 1990."
posted by Hellbient 11 April | 13:13
"I haven't had sex in a year and I'M ABOUT DUE!" *stare*

(this was actually used on me once. No, it did not work!)

Another one used on me:
"You have big tits, I'd like to suck them."
The guy in question got slapped. : )
posted by sisterhavana 11 April | 13:15
You know, Every 9 seconds a woman is physically abused. But not tonight - tonight is Ladies Night!
posted by Hellbient 11 April | 13:16
"I don't care how horny you are. Get out of my house."
posted by mudpuppie 11 April | 13:55
Dammit, mudpuppie, I just got home from work and intended to post that comment.
posted by essexjan 11 April | 14:23
"You don't sweat much for a fat bird, do you?"

posted by essexjan 11 April | 14:25
"So, uh, how do we do this? Do I give you my number or do you give me yours? Or do we do email addresses now? I'm so bad at this."

I had to lend him a pen and a piece of paper.
posted by halonine 11 April | 19:30
"Do you like stuff?"
posted by Hellbient 11 April | 23:04
Did we already have the || I just bought some

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