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11 April 2006

Carried over from #bunnies last night Bad pick-up lines.

post by: Capn at: 11:21 | 40 comments

"My favourite Police song is 'Every Breath You Take', what's yours?"

posted by Capn 11 April | 11:21

"Get out of my dreams and into my car!"

posted by me3dia 11 April | 11:26

"So, baby, what do you think of ice tongs?"

posted by jonmc 11 April | 11:26

Capn, your best one was "Would m'lady consent to accompany me to the summer ball at Mrs. Havisham's?"
(or similar)

posted by agropyron 11 April | 11:26

It has been suggested that this article or section be merged with Third Order. (Discuss)

posted by danostuporstar 11 April | 11:29

"I'd loan you a ciggerette, but I can see you are already smokin'!"

posted by Hellbient 11 April | 11:33

You look like my mom. Can I find out if you feel like her?

posted by PinkStainlessTail 11 April | 11:34

If Jewish:
You're Jewish, right? Well, I think you're jewtiful.

posted by Hellbient 11 April | 11:36

"If you could grant a dying man his last wish would you? Even though it would cause you some physical discomfort?"

posted by oh pollo! 11 April | 11:37

Girl, if you were a booger, I'd pick you first. What's your number? :: big belly laugh::

A kid at my high school used to do this, as a joke, and it was always hysterical.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 11 April | 11:39

Hey there, do you like comedy? Of course you do...

posted by Hellbient 11 April | 11:39

Check it out, watch me stick my head up this elephant's butt, ha!

posted by Hellbient 11 April | 11:41

"Hey, I bet your family gives birth easily, right? It's the hips."

posted by agropyron 11 April | 11:43

Hi, I just wanted to let you know I'm making a run to the convenience store. Should I pick up some condoms, you know, for later?

posted by Hellbient 11 April | 11:44

"pick a card...any card"

posted by oh pollo! 11 April | 11:45

"I saw a bit of your panties, and I love the color. They go with your eyes."

posted by agropyron 11 April | 11:45

Hi, how ya doin'? Listen, my buddies over there just made a bet for $50 that I couldn't pick you up. What do ya say we prove them wrong and split the profit? *wink*

posted by Hellbient 11 April | 11:47

Wow, you're fat. No, it's cool, I looove fat chicks.

or

Wow, you're phat. That's with a "p h", by the way.

posted by Hellbient 11 April | 11:49

The always reliable: "Nice shoes; wanna fuck?"

posted by mike9322 11 April | 11:56

You wouldn't happen to be "freakysexyAnna" on Flickr, would you? Cuz she's hawt, and it's amazing - you look exactly like her.

posted by Hellbient 11 April | 11:57

I was just sitting over at the end of the bar, relfecting on what a boring, shitty life I lead, and how much I despise hanging around here alone and drinking myself into a stupor every night, when I noticed you, and thought, if only I could love a woman like you, maybe I could one day love myself again. But that's unlikely, huh? Drink up; it's on me.

posted by Hugh Janus 11 April | 12:02

I really hope you can take this as a compliment - I just saw you from across the room and you gave me the most amazing boner!

posted by Hellbient 11 April | 12:04

Can I buy you a drink?
Don't break the bank, okay? I still got a lot of drinkin' to do.

posted by Hellbient 11 April | 12:06

Those clothes are very becoming on you.

Of course, if I was on you, I'd be coming, too.

posted by Zozo 11 April | 12:08

Hey, me and my buddies are gonna go smoke some crack in the bathroom and I was just wonderin' if you might like to join us? *whispers* - It's cool, there's always one guy leaning against the door.

posted by Hellbient 11 April | 12:10

Hi, I just wanted to give you a flyer. It's for my next Karaoke performance this Thursday...

posted by Hellbient 11 April | 12:12

Honey, the only reason I'd throw you out of bed is so I could fuck you on the floor!

posted by Specklet 11 April | 12:13

Is that a zit or a beauty mark?
Ah, either way...

posted by Hellbient 11 April | 12:15

Specklet wins!

posted by matildaben 11 April | 12:23

Is heaven missing an angel? 'Cause you've got nice cans!

posted by pieisexactlythree 11 April | 12:27

are these badn pickup lines? I love them!

posted by carmina 11 April | 12:36

Are you hungry? My meat is kosher.

posted by flopsy 11 April | 12:45

"I can smell it...it is in the air...the cosmic powers of Mars...the clouds of Jupiter...the rings of Saturn...the boiling heat of Mercury. Something's gonna happen, Warriors. I can feel it. Warriors, I need not Earthquake insurance. I need not health insurance. I will never need life insurance. For the Warriors all know, the life that flows in their body IS NOT THAT OF THE NORMALS. The marrow in these bones is of a different composition. The blood in these veins is of a different consistency. The brain waves in my mind are of an unknown frequency. The muscles that the Warriors attach themselves to is of a different structure.
-The Ultimate Warrior, Saturday Night’s Main Event, 1990."

posted by Hellbient 11 April | 13:13

"I haven't had sex in a year and I'M ABOUT DUE!" *stare*

(this was actually used on me once. No, it did not work!)

Another one used on me:
"You have big tits, I'd like to suck them."
The guy in question got slapped. : )

posted by sisterhavana 11 April | 13:15

You know, Every 9 seconds a woman is physically abused. But not tonight - tonight is Ladies Night!

posted by Hellbient 11 April | 13:16

"I don't care how horny you are. Get out of my house."

posted by mudpuppie 11 April | 13:55

Dammit, mudpuppie, I just got home from work and intended to post that comment.

posted by essexjan 11 April | 14:23

"You don't sweat much for a fat bird, do you?"

posted by essexjan 11 April | 14:25

"So, uh, how do we do this? Do I give you my number or do you give me yours? Or do we do email addresses now? I'm so bad at this."

I had to lend him a pen and a piece of paper.

posted by halonine 11 April | 19:30

"Do you like stuff?"

posted by Hellbient 11 April | 23:04

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