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10 April 2006

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via boingboing

post by: Capn at: 12:51 | 39 comments

Needs bernaise sauce.

posted by rainbaby 10 April | 12:52

lots of Bernaise....

posted by jonmc 10 April | 12:55

Ooh!

posted by sveskemus 10 April | 13:03

What, no "I'd hit it?"

posted by go dog go 10 April | 13:04

I'd baste it.

posted by jonmc 10 April | 13:06

I'd pork it.
sorry everyone, sorry

posted by Capn 10 April | 13:07

Aw hell, guys. I mean, who here hasn't stuck his dick in a spiral cut ham?

*chirp chirp... chirp chirp*

Guys?

posted by Hugh Janus 10 April | 13:14

That's just not kosher Hugh.

posted by Capn 10 April | 13:16

Even through the hole in the sheet?

posted by Hugh Janus 10 April | 13:19

even if it's wearing a wig.

posted by jonmc 10 April | 13:23

Fine, then! I'll just go to Smithfield, where they... uh... smoke the whole hog.

posted by Hugh Janus 10 April | 13:26

Ew.

posted by Zozo 10 April | 13:37

Hey, I'll take ham-fucking and hog-smoking over mention of hand sandwiches any day.

Oops.

posted by Hugh Janus 10 April | 13:51

It was so subtle I didn't even see it, although it did make me unaccountably Randy.

posted by omiewise 10 April | 14:02

unnacountably Randy?

posted by jonmc 10 April | 14:06

Hey, that ham sort of looks like a vagina.

posted by mike9322 10 April | 14:11

Feels like one too.

posted by Hugh Janus 10 April | 14:17

Looked like a screenshot from Basic Instinct II.

posted by jrossi4r 10 April | 14:25

The Big Unit, eh, jonmc?

posted by Hugh Janus 10 April | 14:26

Looked like a screenshot from Basic Instinct II.

I always said Sharan Stone was a ham actress...

/rimshot

posted by jonmc 10 April | 14:27

≡ Click to see image ≡

posted by Hugh Janus 10 April | 14:40

*test*
≡ Click to see image ≡
or click here here

posted by dabitch 10 April | 14:46

ah. Shouldn've known I blocked that one from hotlinking. Go on guys, click here it's a meat image totally on topic and so worth it.

posted by dabitch 10 April | 14:47

Nice loin.

posted by Capn 10 April | 14:52

Where all the white meat women at, dawg?
/bronze_member

posted by danostuporstar 10 April | 15:02

≡ Click to see image ≡

posted by danostuporstar 10 April | 15:11

Hugh, that picture reminds me of an old joke about Miss Piggy, Kermit and a vinegar and honey douche.

posted by jrossi4r 10 April | 15:12

An old joke you'd care to tell?

posted by Hugh Janus 10 April | 15:14

Party kit .

posted by danostuporstar 10 April | 15:14

Oh gag...*turns into vegetarian at least briefly*

posted by bunnyfire 10 April | 15:18

NSFW, Flash, Gross

posted by danostuporstar 10 April | 15:24

An old joke you'd care to tell?

Why does Miss Piggy douche with vinegar and honey? Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.

(It killed in junior high. But so did "Guess what? Chicken butt.")

posted by jrossi4r 10 April | 15:24

Yeah, that sausage case is rough. Looks like an April Fools joke one might play on one's carpenter friend.

posted by Hugh Janus 10 April | 15:24

Nice timing!

Funny joke (mostly just because of the word "douche.")

posted by Hugh Janus 10 April | 15:26

I am personally disgusted with each and every one of you.

posted by Capn 10 April | 15:27

Vinegar can be used as a douche, I heretell.

posted by danostuporstar 10 April | 15:27

Dano, that was one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen. But I got a perfect score.

posted by jrossi4r 10 April | 15:28

Hmm, I'm quite ignorant of douches apparently.

posted by danostuporstar 10 April | 15:36

protip: all ads are subliminal

posted by Wedge 10 April | 16:57

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