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07 April 2006

Say goodbye to my little friends. I'm scheduled to be cut next Wednesday. [More:]

Despite confidence in the decision, I'm still a little uneasy with it.

Therefore sexual desire (libido) and the ability to have an erection and an orgasm with an ejaculation are not affected.

Anybody been there, done that (or had a partner undergo it) and can reassure me that that's true?
According to my friend who had 'em snipped after his third bairn, it's all good.
posted by Hugh Janus 07 April | 12:59
I know three gentlemen who have had the proceedure, and all are fine, well, tip-top, and happy. One I can, uh, vouch for. Good for you! Take my husband with you, willya?
posted by rainbaby 07 April | 13:00
Have you seen this AskMe thread? (I've only skimmed it, but it seems like it might be helpful to you.)
posted by amro 07 April | 13:00
Just about all the guys we know (including 2 of my 3 brothers-in-law) have had the snip. It's hip to snip. None, as far as I know, have had any complications. Good luck (and good for you!).
posted by jrossi4r 07 April | 13:10
Thank god you have an anus.
posted by omiewise 07 April | 13:13
Thanks for the input, everyone.

I thought I'd read all the AskMe's, amro, but that one doesn't look familiar. Thanks for the heads up. Oh look, richat is there.

Yeah, omie, just in time too.
posted by danostuporstar 07 April | 13:17
You'll hear a lot of scare stories, so beware. For me, there was a lot of discomfort for a day that quickly diminished over time. I felt pretty much normal after about three days. There was also no discernible change to my libido or performance, so I wouldn't worry about that either.

I did my own shaving at home, which saved some time in prep, but not everyone feels confident doing that. The incision is really small and most guys heal fairly quick. They'll tell you how to care for the incision site so get used to checking things out, if you know what I mean. If you wear boxers, consider picking up some briefs. You'll probably feel better with things "under control".

I know you're having yours done on a Wednesday, I hope you're taking some additional time off. I had mine on a Friday, I was fine by Monday, but it was a quiet weekend for me.

Post-operative testing was kind of strange, you might want to have someone "lend a hand". Once you're clear, the fun can begin in earnest.

Odd trivia note: My doctor was Dr. Stopp, famous in the Rochester area for the numerous vasectomies he performed over the years.
posted by tommasz 07 April | 13:21
As a man (you can't tell by my user name), let me tell you that any short term distress has long term benefits.

If your wife takes the Pill now, she can stop. The two of you will gain several days a month when she is fertile. If your experience is like mine, this is going to be a hot, wet, slippery experience.

I wish I had done the job a few years sooner.

Also, they have you shave the boys. As the hair grows back it is prickly. A little cloth sack, such as the end of a child's sock, helps while it grows back.

posted by sarah connor 07 April | 13:22
No problems reported in my own personal, er, survey of the matter.
posted by JanetLand 07 April | 13:32
The two guys I know who got snipped work just fine. This is, er, first-hand knowledge.
posted by TrishaLynn 07 April | 13:34
Hand, huh? You little tease.
posted by Hugh Janus 07 April | 13:36
dontcutoffyournutsdano
posted by mcgraw 07 April | 13:36
Wear a tux to the procedure Dano. If you're gonna be impo'tent, you might as well look impo'tant.
posted by jonmc 07 April | 13:52
I am VERY glad I had it done. It was done on a Thursday, so I booked Friday off as well, and made sure I had a green light to lay in bed with frozen peas on my crotchal region while watching non-sexy DVDs. The blood in that area freaked me out the first time I had to pee, but the missus said it was normal to have incisions bleed some.

Anyway, long story short, I think more guys should do it, and in fact, I think medical science should get the reversal technology improved to the point that we can do it to all 14 year old boys, until they are ready to be potent again. Yup.

Check out my askme if you wish.

Oh, and despite my requests, the surgeon wouldn't provide me with a laminated card stating my sterility, you know, for my wallet.
posted by richat 07 April | 14:25
But did you manage to find a way to keep the kid from jumping on you, richat?
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 07 April | 14:29
I did...I think the fear in my eyes scared Sophie away!
posted by richat 07 April | 14:36
Congrats!
posted by matildaben 07 April | 14:40
The mister had it done many years ago and he functions just fiiiiiiine.
posted by deborah 07 April | 16:30
My husband had it done almost 19 years ago. The plumbing works just fine.

As an aside, HIS doctor's name was Dr. Peters.

I ain't lying.
posted by bunnyfire 07 April | 16:34
Mr R had it done over a decade ago. No effect on libido or performance, once he healed. Really, his biggest problem was keeping the 20 pound cat off his lap for a few days.
posted by jlkr 07 April | 17:05
The day I turn 25, I am making my appointment. I envy you!
posted by cmonkey 07 April | 17:10
I hear there's a new technique these days where the doctor uses two bricks to smash your nuts to a pulp. Doesn't hurt. Unless the doctor gets his thumbs in the way, of course. Bashed thumbs hurt like a bitch.
posted by essexjan 07 April | 19:33
*waves bye bye*
posted by ethylene 07 April | 20:29
Uh, sterility isn't the main concern in these days of HIV. A MORMON classmate from Emerson has just had his snip (I haven't been in touch with him).
posted by brujita 08 April | 01:00
This thread is the Metachat drinking game. || In Honor Of The Most Bizarre Two Months Of My Life

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