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07 April 2006

Klamath Falls, Oregon inhales the lime phallus of the E. asinus [More:]Fact one: There are three more Texacos that serve bisquits and gravy (3) than there are ballet, theater, or art galleries (0).

Fact two: Once, the smart set decided to import midge flies to eat the mosquito larvae which are all over the enormous lake. It was not until after the midges decided to become a more persistent societal drain that it was discovered midges, while admittedly capable of eating mosquito larvae, prefer everything else.

Fact three: The only two places to buy clothes in Klamath Falls are Wal Mart and Fred Meyers (a grocery store). Three years ago, neither of these stores was in Klamath Falls and one either drove 60 miles to Medford or wore cardboard.

Fact four: Ask anyone where the hot spot in town is for fun, frolic, and frivolity and you will be directed to the bowling alley. Sadly, they are correct.

Mitigagting factor: Klamath Falls does have many pelicans and bald eagles that live there on a regular basis. Also, the girls who work at Cowgirls are pleasant when you meet them at the bowling alley after work.

Sigh.
Sympathies, DFT. :)
posted by arse_hat 07 April | 23:01
I have been to both the Wal-Mart and the Fred Meyer in Klamath Falls. Also, the Safeway (which has a Starbucks).

On the plus side, it has a decent Italian restaurant, and it's close to Lava Beds National Monument.
posted by mudpuppie 07 April | 23:31
And the drive there is nice. My dad grew up there for a few years, and we visited once.
posted by kyleg 08 April | 00:57
Personally, my favorite part of Klamath Falls is seeing it in my rearview mirror, but I may just be bitter.
posted by DeepFriedTwinkies 08 April | 01:10
I missed something. Is this a permanent location?
posted by chewatadistance 08 April | 07:11
The town is permanent; my participation in it is over Tuesday.
posted by DeepFriedTwinkies 08 April | 11:12
Very good zinger from Italian campaign || The Monkey That Became President

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