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06 April 2006
New game for us to play It's called Cliff, Sex, Marriage.
I'd marry bubees, fuck the giant pink bunny on a hill and throw myself off a cliff. But I'd be wearing a parachute and I'd turn around and flip you off like whats-her-face in the crappy Aerosmith video.
Also, I was disappointed when this was not a thread about whether or not you would a) have sex with Cliff Clavin once or b) marry Cliff Clavin but not have to sleep with him ever. I wonder if he would shout "Norm!" during the act.
OK, first I would have to become a Mormon, because there is no way I could choose just one of my crushes to marry. That would also go for choosing one to fuck, although it is more within my moral bounds to fuck all of them, either singly or together (actually, I have no moral bounds, I just made that up). Once I was married to my crushes, I would have to throw myself off a cliff because of my guilt at not being able to satisfy them sexually.
Alright, I'll be the second bunny to do this. WTF, I have no shame.
Men: I'll fuck jonmc because I've already done it, marry mike9322 because he's hawt and throw NucleophillicAttack off the cliff because he'd look real funny going down.
Women: I'll fuck Specklet because of The Glory That Is Specklet's Boobs, marry matildaben because she cooks and throw dame off the cliff, but only a short cliff and into a deep calm pool of water because she can swim.
hahaha.
What an awkward question to answer.
taz marry, because she's "The taz". Probably ThePinkSuperhero for the meaningless sex (Although I've a feeling you'd terrify me, so sorry babe - it's not going to be much fun for you.) and off the cliff... I don't think I'd chuck anyone off the cliff, but as the rules state otherwise, I'm choosing jonmc. Heck boy, you've been over once already, so you should be used to it.
And as I'm currently crushing on eth, I'll use her to confess to for my deplorable act of murder. (This also has the added benefit of providing an extra level of safety. You could write to the police eth, and tell them that I did it, but hopefully the police will be unable to decode your message.)
"flying jonmc,
He has confessed to me
his Irish name"
ooh I actually just got distracted last night and never came back to the computer. I would marry taz for her gumbo, have sex with (hrrmmm that's difficult) specklet for the post-coital whuffles and throw myself off the cliff because secretly I can fly.
Woot! So far I have a husband and a wife, and haven't been thrown over the cliff once!
Dodgy and I are already site-married, but it's like mom & pop sitting around the kitchen table talking about what to do about the kids' college fund. Can we also adopt? I've already adopted mudpuppie, and now dodgy and I are working out what to do about her higher education. (okay higher-higher education; we're working on her PhD fund.)
Have sex with? Hmmm. I'm too much of a real-life fidelity stickler to even be able to play with this one, so I'm copping out on this. Over the cliff? Well, now that jon's down to maybe only two or three of his nine lives, I won't push his luck... so I'll say either dfowler or mcgraw, because that way we'll still have one of him.
I also learned this game as "Shag, Marry, Throw Off a Cliff." Although the way we played was that person A gets to list any three people (usually celebrities, but sometimes people you knew), and Person B had to say which of the three she would shag/marry/ throw.
This made the game a bit more comfortable to play, because after all, you don't get to choose which 3 people you're presented with. And somebody has to go off the cliff, so, you know, it's not personal.
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