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05 April 2006

This is an invitation for my new IRC friend to introduce herself and start posting here. She says she's shy, so it may take some prodding. Won't call her out by name out of respect. But come on, y'all, make her feel welcome.
*whuffles newcomer gently*
posted by Specklet 05 April | 16:51
*whuffles newcomer briskly*
posted by Triode 05 April | 16:56
1) touches elbow.
2) tentative hug
3) ???
4) profit.
posted by seanyboy 05 April | 16:56
*whuffles specklet too, for good measure*
posted by Triode 05 April | 16:56
hi ----
posted by ethylene 05 April | 17:00
Hello Metachat. I am suitably whuffled, tugged and pleased to be here.
posted by Arqa 05 April | 17:02
*whuffles Triode's elbow*
posted by Specklet 05 April | 17:02
Yay, first post!
posted by mudpuppie 05 April | 17:05
*tackles arqa*

Hi!
posted by Frisbee Girl 05 April | 17:06
hiya Arqa! make yourself comfy--there's food and stuff in the fridge, and tons of liquor in the cabinet (use the hairpin hidden on top to jimmy the lock) : >
posted by amberglow 05 April | 17:07
Hi Arqa!!! It's nice to have another polite person here!
posted by nomis 05 April | 17:08
*burps, picks nose, chews with mouth open*

What, we have a shortage of politeness around here? News to me.
posted by mudpuppie 05 April | 17:09
(Oh yeah, I'm tempted to tell y'all what Arqa does for a living, because it's really really cool. Should probably let you find out on your own, though.)
posted by mudpuppie 05 April | 17:14
Oooh spill, Arqa, spill!
posted by Specklet 05 April | 17:16
For the record, Arqa is way cool and she told me she doesn't actually have a job, she just made up something impressive :)
posted by nomis 05 April | 17:30
No way!

If that was bullshit, it was really good bullshit. Er, horseshit.

I refuse to believe that it was a hoax.
posted by mudpuppie 05 April | 17:32
Does she work on a new-age chicken farm in Oklahoma?
posted by cmonkey 05 April | 17:36
Does she shear sheep? You know, she clips ewes?

(getit? clips ewes / ewe = u / no "u" in arqa. Okay, dumb joke.)
posted by Triode 05 April | 17:42
pup, I was just joshing. In actual fact you are the only one who was privy to Arqa's employment details. The rest of us are left guessing...
posted by nomis 05 April | 17:44
Welcome, Arqa!
posted by deborah 05 April | 17:57
Ooooh, welcome Arqa of the mysterious coolness.
posted by jrossi4r 05 April | 17:59
Just to be clear, I wasn't joshing about the coolness. She certainly is that.
posted by nomis 05 April | 18:06
Hi Arqa!
posted by krix 05 April | 18:08
There's booze here? Why didn't anyone tell me?

oh yeah, I know; I'd raid the cabinet

Hi arqa! Welcome to the funhouse!
posted by tr33hggr 05 April | 19:04
Is she cute? *sniffs Arqa*
posted by loquacious 05 April | 19:10
Loq, do not sniff the newcomers! How many times do we have to tell you?
posted by mudpuppie 05 April | 19:17
Hi Arqa!
posted by me3dia 05 April | 20:14
*snuffs loquacious*

COUGH-WHEEEEEEEZE-SNEEZE!
posted by scarabic 05 April | 20:32
Hi Arqua - do you breed/train horsies?
posted by porpoise 05 April | 20:41
Porpoise is sooo close!
posted by mudpuppie 05 April | 20:46
Er, she doesn't... entertain... horsies. Right?
posted by porpoise 05 April | 20:50
Hey. Good to see you and welcome. Tell us what you need and you might get it.
posted by omiewise 05 April | 21:11
She breeds/trains whoreses?
posted by jrossi4r 05 April | 21:11
*dusts off scarabic's high velocity nasal offerings, sniffs mudpuppie thoroughly, rolls over and begins licking own area*
posted by loquacious 05 April | 21:24
Hey Arqa!

Lemme take your jacket, there, now sit down. Do you want ice in your drink? lemon? lime?

loquacious will rub your feet.
posted by gaspode 05 April | 21:32
Hey, Arqa. Any friend of the pup's a friend of mine.
posted by go dog go 05 April | 22:21
Enjoy a complimentary taco. They're delicious.
posted by I Love Tacos 06 April | 01:40
Hey friendly folks of Metachat! Thank you for the welcome, all this food, drink and sniffing, it's just like home.

I found my way here via mefi/ask/talk, and I've lurked for a little while, getting the feel of things.

...and yes, it's horses I work with. I sort out equine behavioural problems which is basically teaching horse owners how to be polite to their horses.

Seanyboy, on IRC coined a good phrase for it 'equine social worker'

*sits back and enjoys a foot rub/taco/snifter of brandy*

Mmmm lovely :D



posted by Arqa 06 April | 03:31
so you're teh hoarse whisperer? howdy!
posted by Wedge 06 April | 07:04
You are all so friggin' hilarious. People around must wonder what I'm snickering about all the time.

*gets suddenly hungry for a Snickers*
posted by tr33hggr 06 April | 08:03
When I'm hungry, I don't eat. I just grab a Snickers.

For some reason, just grabbing it gives me sustenance. Then I put it back on the shelf and walk out of the Rite Aid with a free calorie load and an ear-to-ear grin.

Hail and well met, arqa.
posted by Hugh Janus 06 April | 08:14
Is that a Snickers in your hand, or are you just happy to see me?
posted by tr33hggr 06 April | 08:23
Hi arqa! Woohoo, I typed your username correctly the first try! That's a relief.

/wanders off muttering about sciurus...
posted by richat 06 April | 09:17
HI arqa!

horses scare me! please tell them to leave me alone!
posted by Mrs.Pants 06 April | 10:47
Wow, Arqa, that is cool! I'm jealous. I lurve horses!
posted by Specklet 06 April | 10:54
Colour me envious. I'd love to work with/around horsies. Lucky Arqa!

I live in an area with lots of stables and see horses being ridden fairly often. The riders prolly think I'm an idiot since I grin at them as if I were an idiot when I see them.
posted by deborah 06 April | 16:00
OMG! Puppydog! || For nomis.

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