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31 March 2006

type something nice

post by: Hugh Janus at: 15:12 | 49 comments

sugar and spice

posted by jonmc 31 March | 15:13

posted by ethylene 31 March | 15:13

i like you.

posted by mudpuppie 31 March | 15:14

don't do it!
i like you the way you are.

posted by ethylene 31 March | 15:14

ok, maybe not so much

posted by ethylene 31 March | 15:15

Two good bong hits of outdoor grown reefer, a handful of frozen grapes and stand with face in full early spring sunshine for three minutes with the eyes closed.

posted by Divine_Wino 31 March | 15:15

Alls I need is grapes, daddy!

posted by Hugh Janus 31 March | 15:16

can i call him daddy, too?

posted by ethylene 31 March | 15:18

Doggy Daddy.

posted by Divine_Wino 31 March | 15:19

something nice.

Nothing happened!

posted by ooga_booga 31 March | 15:19

Bread so fresh it's still hot and soft, good coffee with too much cream and sugar, a sunbeam on your feet and a smile that's only for you.

posted by Capn 31 March | 15:20

now you dog daddy done it

posted by ethylene 31 March | 15:21

JanetLand

posted by JanetLand 31 March | 15:22

Gogol Bordello - Start Wearing Purple

posted by Divine_Wino 31 March | 15:28

Waking up to a purring cat nestled into your ribcage.

posted by Zozo 31 March | 15:35

well, now i'm going to drink bad booze to wipe away the cloying aftertaste

posted by ethylene 31 March | 15:43

I love you, Hugh. And I love your apartment.

posted by dame 31 March | 15:47

that sounds like a story waiting to be told.

posted by ethylene 31 March | 15:50

Aw, shucks, dame. I love you too. And I hear tell my apartment loves you as well, though it's a little bashful.

posted by Hugh Janus 31 March | 15:52

now i'm all flushed
it's the booze

posted by ethylene 31 March | 15:52

Something nice:

I went to the gas station and bought some beer, out of petty cash. How about those pantyhose?

posted by Divine_Wino 31 March | 15:54

That's a lie. There are no gas stations in Manhattan.

(Hugh, you're coming tonight, for my one beer drop-in?)

posted by dame 31 March | 15:56

There is a motherfucking gas station on the corner of Canal and the west side highway so ha! I've been there three times today. It smells like bathroom!

posted by Divine_Wino 31 March | 15:58

is that better than doody hole?
since we all share one doody hole...

posted by ethylene 31 March | 15:59

Not better, just different.

posted by Divine_Wino 31 March | 16:01

You boil malt extract and add water, hops and yeast...

let it sit in a sealed bucket for two weeks...

put it in bottles, which sit for another two weeks...

and then you have beer! That's better than nice.

posted by cobra! 31 March | 16:05

I know, Wino. But now that the great taxi car wash on Houston is gone, it's like there never was a gas station at all.

Did you know in Seattle they have car washes with big neon pink elephants. Every time we saw one when I was there, we'd giggle.

posted by dame 31 March | 16:07

Gogol Bordello - Think Locally Fuck Globally

Ring the bell Eunice, nothing else is getting done.

IT'S A WHALE OF A WASH!

posted by Divine_Wino 31 March | 16:09

we all share one doody hole...

and some of y'all need to up the fiber intake. I'm just saying.

posted by jonmc 31 March | 16:16

Of course, dame. I'll be there sixish.

posted by Hugh Janus 31 March | 16:18

and if i had an audible instrument, i'd serenade you all in a less than irritating way

posted by ethylene 31 March | 16:22

SWEET CAPTAIN HARLOCK IS THE LAST TWENTY MINUTES EVER GOING TO PASS?

I feel like a kid who was raised by wolves only to be rescued by a charity minded family of British East India Company heirs who want to give me all the Christmases I missed at once and it's about two minutes before daybreak on December 24th and I just learned about the concept of Christmas and started trusting people and stopped shitting in the corner and eating my food under the table and oh god the Oranges and the Chestnuts and the clever mechanical toys and the painted tin savages and the....

posted by Divine_Wino 31 March | 16:23

btw, i almost understand the sink shitting now

say you're sick and go

posted by ethylene 31 March | 16:27

I'm out da fookin' door in aboot five minutes (I seem to have become canadian, earlier I was channeling an aging jew, I'm a regular ethnochameleon today, but I digress), my supervisor is already in the wind. So as soon as I finish listening to 'Pussy & Money,' to get me in the right frame of mind, it's on brothers & sisters.

posted by jonmc 31 March | 16:27

I am rather clearly not sick, he said with beer in hand and headphones all a flutter with Hector Lavoe. I'll just have to gut it out like a wolfman.

posted by Divine_Wino 31 March | 16:29

also, it's good to know if i make it out there i won't have to scrounge for weed

not that i was worried

posted by ethylene 31 March | 16:29

That's it, I'm out. See youse soon.

posted by Hugh Janus 31 March | 16:30

≡ Click to see image ≡

posted by warbaby 31 March | 16:31

when i was in 1st grade, i thought youse was the plural of you

posted by ethylene 31 March | 16:32

youse is the plural and singular of you. Amazing, I'm out as well. Be good, we'll see you on the other side.

posted by Divine_Wino 31 March | 16:36

I just The Brown Bunny and rather enjoyed it.

posted by shmegegge 31 March | 16:50

We actually only have 2 car washes with neon pink elephants. That's good enough, though.

posted by matildaben 31 March | 16:52

I'm glad we're all out. I will not be there though, 'cause I'm still at work.

posted by safetyfork 31 March | 16:54

Wooo! New York is gone!
break out the good stuff!

posted by ethylene 31 March | 16:59

I heard that!

posted by safetyfork 31 March | 17:05

just separating the chaff
well, if you don't wanna hang with them
i certainly am adjusting my bar hoping plans

posted by ethylene 31 March | 17:19

something nice

posted by PinkStainlessTail 31 March | 18:07

Goddamnit, I wanted to meet you guys at the bar, but Fridays at work always fuck me.

posted by mullacc 31 March | 18:19

Metachat

posted by deborah 31 March | 19:20

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