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31 March 2006

don't ask me why. i might tell you.

Sometimes he was nailed to the cross by his genitals

post by: ethylene at: 19:42 | 5 comments

give me your cruxi fiction
oh wait, that was my other thread
sorry, it's my day to aplogize before april fools
pagan that i am

c'mon, everyone loves a preacher who says fuck

posted by ethylene 31 March | 19:45

i'm sorry for that typo and what happens while i judge/delete stuff as i make the barest effort to clean up my computer

posted by ethylene 31 March | 19:49

The cross could be erected "in any one of a range of orientations", with the victim sometimes head-up, sometimes head-down or in different postures.
Sometimes he was nailed to the cross by his genitals, sometimes the hands and feet were attached to the side of the cross and not the front, or affixed with cords rather than nails.

Sometimes I think these body-modification types have too much time on their hands.

posted by Zack_Replica 31 March | 20:09

To paraphrase Clive Barker, pornography has come a long way since the days of Christ. Christians need to contemporize, man.

posted by AlexReynolds 31 March | 20:11

scrotal piercing are quite harmless
your mojo won't leak out or nothing
genitals is such a dubious word

and yes, one would think this stuff would have passed the Tom of Finland phase by now, no?

posted by ethylene 31 March | 20:35

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