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30 March 2006

This thread is the anonymous sticky note you always wanted to leave your roommate.

post by: ThePinkSuperhero at: 20:32 | 23 comments

Whoever keeps hiding the important kitchen utensils- like the can opener and the scissors- Needs to Stop. Now.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 30 March | 20:33

HA HA HA I HAVE NO ROOMMATES, SUCKERS!

posted by Eideteker 30 March | 20:54

That wasn't mayonaisse.

posted by ColdChef 30 March | 20:54

You walked by the recycling bag on your way out of the kitchen - so why did you carry your empty beer bottle out and leave it sitting on the living room table? Why?

posted by Miss Bitchy Pants 30 March | 21:01

Dear cats, you're good roommates. Stay cool.

posted by mike9322 30 March | 21:03

(Do spouses count as roommates? I can keep this up all night.)

posted by Miss Bitchy Pants 30 March | 21:05

Thankfully I don't have roommates now. But if I could go back in time and write a note, it would say:

"The reasons are not clear, even to me, but I really don't want you to be home when I watch MTV's sweet sixteen birthday parties."

posted by mullacc 30 March | 21:05

TURN THE FUCKING TELEVISION OFF AND GO OUTSIDE THERE IS A WORLD OUT THERE TO SEE

posted by cmonkey 30 March | 21:10

PLEASE STOP HAVING SEX WITH EACH OTHER

BARRING THAT, PLEASE CLOSE YOUR GODDAMNED BEDROOM DOOR WHEN YOU DO

PLEASE

OH PLEASE

posted by Zozo 30 March | 21:11

p.s. Have you been working out?

posted by Zozo 30 March | 21:12

I'm sorry, I listen to you because I'm polite, not because I'm interested in your stories about how much your life sucks...

...in other words GROW UP AND ACT YOUR AGE!

posted by muddgirl 30 March | 21:20

Fuck me. NOW.

posted by WolfDaddy 30 March | 21:35

This is to an ex-roomie:

Please make sure to clean your pubic hair off the toilet seat. Pubic hair on the toilet seat is inevitable, but red pubic hair on the toilet seat is nasty as hell.

posted by goatdog 30 March | 21:39

Indoor voices, please!

posted by wimpdork 30 March | 22:27

Fuck you, asshole.

posted by kyleg 30 March | 22:29

To the male roommate: Stop talking like you know fucking everything about everything because you don't and it drives me crazy. And pay me the money you owe me, bitch.

To the female roommate: How soon did you say we could get rid of the male roommate?

posted by TrishaLynn 30 March | 22:43

Give me back my car keys!!!

posted by pieisexactlythree 30 March | 22:51

You've been great to room with for this past year, and so I'd like to introduce you to a friend of mine. His name is Broom.

posted by scody 31 March | 01:49

Stop blaming me for everything wrong with your life. God, I'm glad you left me.

posted by shmegegge 31 March | 03:02

If you claim to have done the washing up, aren't the glasses supposed to be transparent?

posted by altolinguistic 31 March | 04:14

Dear Roommate:

I really love all these conversations we've had these last few months. It's nice that you don't interrupt, which is uncommon, and let me have my say. I appreciate the fact that you don't generate any messes around the place, and don't complain when I get my speakers pumping bass at 6:30 on a Saturday morning. In all, you're one of the easiest roommates to deal with I've ever had.

It would be even nicer if you would pay your half of the utilities and rent. Oh well, I suppose that is pretty hard for you, being non-existent and all. One can't have everything, I suppose.

posted by deadcowdan 31 March | 07:33

I'm going to murder you tomorrow.

posted by Hugh Janus 31 March | 08:45

My roomate is the mister. And he should be leaving me anonymous sticky notes.

Wait. That sounds .. dirty.

posted by deborah 31 March | 18:48

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