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30 March 2006

I dreamt about essexjan last night. I was drunk and accidently went home to a house I used to live at. →[More:] To cover my embarrasment at being so stupid I pretended to be picking up my post. In retrieving my post it was revealed that the surname of one of the women who currently lived there was "Essexjan"

"You're essexjan." I said.
"Yes." said essexjan.
"I'm seanyboy." said I
"I don't care how horny you are." she said "Get out of my house."
"No, no. You don't understand. I'm Seanyboy. Off metachat"

and essexjan placed one finger to her lips and whispered "metachat, shhhhhh"

bizzarre.

post by: seanyboy at: 02:00 | 31 comments

Was I wearing my bunnypin?

posted by essexjan 30 March | 02:04

LOL.

Metachat: I don't care how horny you are.

posted by mudpuppie 30 March | 02:05

LOL so loud I startled my Kitty.

posted by arse_hat 30 March | 02:08

There was no bunnypin.

In the absence of knowing what you actually look like, I gave you a big old pair of glasses and a blonde perm. Sorry. You sort of looked like a slightly Jewish, more attractive female version of Dennis Taylor. Again, I'm really, really sorry.

posted by seanyboy 30 March | 02:11

"a slightly Jewish, more attractive female version of Dennis Taylor"
Damn it seanyboy you're killin' me!

posted by arse_hat 30 March | 02:15

≡ Click to see image ≡

posted by arse_hat 30 March | 02:21

I think from now on, whenever to MeCha folks meet for the first time, that should be our shibboleth/code phrase thingy. Like in those movies how one spy goes: "The cow flies over the moon." and the other responds "Tonight, it will rain milk." I forget what that's called.

When first meeting a new MeCha-ite:
"I am [introduce yourself.]"
"I don't care how horny you are. Get out of my house."
"No, no. You don't understand. I'm [your handle again]. Off MetaChat."
*place one finger to the lips: "metachat, shhhhhh"

posted by Eideteker 30 March | 02:22

LOLOLOL.

You've made my morning, Seanyboy.

posted by essexjan 30 March | 02:23

Yes Eideteker!

posted by essexjan 30 March | 02:24

Hahaha!

*lines up to get in one of seanyboy's dreams*

posted by taz 30 March | 02:25

Thanks folks. I haven't laughed this hard in weeks and I really, really needed it.

posted by arse_hat 30 March | 02:29

gah. I can't stop laughing. "When first meeting a new MeCha-ite:"... AAagh... *hiccups*

posted by taz 30 March | 02:30

For the record, I care how horny you are, seanyboy. So long as you stay on that side of the pond.

That whole exchange made my evening. It's so wonderfully Lynchian; like something from a Black Lodge scene in Twin Peaks.

can my room in the MeCha mansion be decorated like the black lodge?

Taz, can you imagine that scenario playing out in a bar?
"Hello, I'm ParisParamus."
"I don't care how horny you are, get out of my house!"
*patrons all turn to look*

posted by Eideteker 30 March | 02:31

*places one finger to lips*

Metachat, shhhhhh....

posted by mudpuppie 30 March | 02:32

Also?

This thread is useless without Barbra Streisand.

posted by mudpuppie 30 March | 02:35

"No, no. You don't understand. I'm ParisParamus. Off MetaChat."

That will help me out of so many things...

posted by arse_hat 30 March | 02:36

"The duck moos at dawn."

"It's raining at the opera."

"I don't care how horny you are, get out of my house!"

"Metachat, shhhhhh...."

: >

posted by amberglow 30 March | 03:34

you shall hence forth be known as hornyboy

heh

posted by dodgygeezer 30 March | 07:06

This. Is. Beautiful.

posted by rainbaby 30 March | 07:42

I want dreams like this!

posted by gaspode 30 March | 08:29

[makes appt to have right eyebrow lowered to match left after reading this]

posted by chewatadistance 30 March | 08:46

If seanyboy had joined the bunnypin conspiracy he would have known the password/countersign in his dream.

posted by warbaby 30 March | 09:04

I thought Metachat would be "I see you're horny. Come on in the house."

posted by matildaben 30 March | 11:18

"I don't care how horny you are." she said "Get out of my house."

Sounds like another day in the life of mike9322.

posted by SassHat 30 March | 11:23

I'm imagining some of the more amusing introductions along those lines, to be followed by "I don't care how horny you are..."

"I am dodgygeezer."
"I am Hugh Janus."
"I am arse_hat."
"I am It's Raining Florence Henderson."
"I am Divine Wino."
"I am Edible Energy."
"I am mrs.pants."

posted by me3dia 30 March | 11:35

Sounds like another day in the life of mike9322.

Well, I don't know where this reputation came from, but I'm going to do my best to encourage it. I got three more winks today.

posted by mike9322 30 March | 11:53

Yesterday I was sitting on the bus, riding home when Specklet got on. I greeted her by saying loudly "Bunny! OMG!"

posted by pieisexactlythree 30 March | 12:00

pi, that makes me simultaneously immeasurably happy and achingly jealous.

posted by mike9322 30 March | 12:07

pi, did you say "OMG", or "Oh My God?" I need to know.

Also, Eideteker, I am all for it. I have memorized the code.

posted by Miko 30 March | 12:26

I said "Oh Emm Geee"

posted by pieisexactlythree 30 March | 12:48

can't help loving that boy

posted by ethylene 30 March | 12:58

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