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30 March 2006

Divine_Wino, Afterschool Special... →[More:]
Hey Chick-fillas,

Anyone wanna rumble down to the bar with the horrible internet juke and the shots made out of mr. Bostons and Drambuie and weak tea tomorrow evening and I'll show off my new fucking haircut? (I look like Rudolph Valentino if he was a 200 pound Irish/Swede with a limited clothes budget and a lassez-faire attitude about where food drops).

Gaspode and Mr. Hugh Janus I am especially looking in your direction, but if any of you that still think I'm jonmc's Stephen King plot device wanna come out, I'll buy you something fizzy and hit you directly in the face with the full beam of my +20 charisma. I've been told in person I make sweaty silk suit Black Baptist ministers look like unix admins with 8 multitools and self-diagnosed Aspergers.

Jonmc might come, he hasn't answered the emails I sent 4 minutes ago, but I'm sure that doesn't mean he doesn't love me.

Also, Hi! Listen, I have a song for you, (Unreleased I think, Country depresso booze genius, McCarthy Trenching "My Old Ways")

with love,

It's nice out,
Dewanye "ding wizzo" Wyngelous

post by: Divine_Wino at: 15:49 | 21 comments

I'm on my way. The apt in Harlem is too expensive anyways. I took a mental health day from work today, too. I'll be wearing one of my most treasured articles of clothing. I'm also broke.

posted by jonmc 30 March | 15:59

NO NO NO, tomorrow jon, tomorrow!

posted by Divine_Wino 30 March | 16:02

Oh, Ok then. Tommorrow's good too. I are a doofus.

posted by jonmc 30 March | 16:04

Never put off till tomorrow what you can throw up tonight around 11:30.

posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 30 March | 16:04

Thank GOD! I thought you left already. I knew I could count on you anyway. Come on suxx0rz sound off like you got a pair...

I never puke on thursdays.. something to do with the northern lights or fluoride in the water. Very odd.

posted by Divine_Wino 30 March | 16:07

Kamiyopparai,

I will be there with three books.

I should mention that I soldiered through my cellmate's whingeing today by headphoning Michael Jackson's "Off The Wall," Sick Of It All's "Built To Last," and Dr. Dre's "The Chronic" in quick succession. So I'm ready to stand with you, brother, thick and thick together against them snitch muthafuckas creepin' up with they TEC-9's workin', workin', workin' day and night.

Your servant,

Hubert "Love Ropes" Ianua

posted by Hugh Janus 30 March | 16:09

Christ, wino, based on that invite, I WANNA BE THERE but sadly, even if I left right now, I dunno if I could make it.

/misses the +20 charisma.

posted by richat 30 March | 16:12

FUCK YEAH, GONNA HUMP THE BOONIES!

I got some shit for you too, hugh.

Here is a teaser blurb:

"Déguignet is like a disgruntled bear, an anarcho-individualist; a sort of adventurous yokel, an abstract aristocrat, a western Voltaire, anticlerical to the marrow….He abuses, bawls, riddles with insults and spittle, and above all, above everything else, he writes…. Déguignet merits that we give him pride of place in the only tomb worthy of him: the bookshelf." —Gilles Cervera, Confluences

It's a toothchipper.

Sorry Richat, you would be more than welcome.

posted by Divine_Wino 30 March | 16:17

Dudes, if y'all are gonna be discussing litter-a-tur then I may not step out.

Yeah, I sent this thread to mr. gaspode to see if he wanted to grab a drink too. I'm wondering whether he will be amused or afraid.

posted by gaspode 30 March | 16:21

We won't discuss it, we'll just swap it and then bang our heads to the fucking midi version of Born to Raise Hell that you can get off that jukebox.

posted by Divine_Wino 30 March | 16:24

Righteous.

posted by gaspode 30 March | 16:26

What would my afterschool special be about anyway?

This very special story teaches us why it is vitally important to never smoke ditch weed and throw pot metal shuriken into your sheet rock wall, an annoyed dad can ruin your future!

posted by Divine_Wino 30 March | 16:27

What would my afterschool special be about anyway?

Ovaltine Abuse: the Hidden Plague.

posted by jonmc 30 March | 16:31

Flinstones Vitamins:
Communism in five fruity flavors.

PS.
TrishaLynn,
Yiz need to wear a hat to get in!

posted by Divine_Wino 30 March | 16:37

Flinstones Vitamins:
Communism in five fruity flavors.

and they eventually lead to harder stuff, too. Pop that grape-flavored Wilma and you'll eventually be freebasing cake frosting in the Baking Needs aisle, mark my words.

posted by jonmc 30 March | 16:41

and mainlining Jungle Juice

posted by Hugh Janus 30 March | 16:46

Hey, D_W: did you ever get your metal face?

p.s.: I'm gonna make it to NYC one of these days, Ladies & Gents... I don't drink anymore so that means the rest of you will have to drink my share for me. Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips.

posted by Fuzzy Monster 30 March | 17:44

I never got my metal face, but hope is kept alive. I do a very fine no booze evening fuzzy, so just give a shout and we'll arrange a wild out fueled only by the foolish notions banging around in our funky heads.

posted by Divine_Wino 30 March | 17:52

*whips three orages*

jeez, fuzzy, what'd citrus fruit ever do to you?

posted by jonmc 30 March | 17:57

DW: O, but which hat? The b/w plaid one, or the tiger-print one that I left at jonmc's because that hat's only used for special occassions? Although meeting up with your magnificence is definitely worth the tiger-print one...

*snickers* I wonder if I can get jonmc to bring it to work with him tomorrow.

posted by TrishaLynn 30 March | 17:59

You know what they say, jonmc: spare the whip and spoil the fruit, or something like that.

D_W, that sounds like a very fine evening indeed: I'm looking forward to it already.

And if any of y'all ever come up Toronto way, we'll do it up DeGrassi style... only without the car crashes, bulimia, gun violence and teen pregnancies. (wait-- what's left? The Yearbook Committee.)

posted by Fuzzy Monster 30 March | 18:47

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