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30 March 2006

Assaulting Others With Cell Phones
Naomi Campbell reportedly cracked housekeeper in the head with her cell phone.

Rep. Cynthia McKinney allegedly "stabbed" a Capitol police officer with her cellphone.

post by: ericb at: 21:18 | 3 comments

It's the sassy way to assault.

posted by BoringPostcards 30 March | 21:35

Phone Assault. It's not just for Russell Crowe anymore.

posted by wendell 30 March | 22:33

Also I am reading a current research expose that reveals these things can turn you into a flesh-eating, zombified member of the hive mind. So be careful out there.

[1] King, S. Consequences and ramifications of wireless transmission patterns and communication habits in the 21st century.

posted by Wolfdog 31 March | 09:21

← Frank Zappa beats a zither to death. || i am going to play oblivion now →

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