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29 March 2006

"So anyway, it turns out the cowboys are gay"
posted by Capn 29 March | 11:09
"I don't think this decoy business is going to work—after all, it's not the Mimes who falsified intelligence information, inflated the danger surrounding Saddam, intimidated several countries into unwittingly going along with us, and launched an illegal pre-emptive invasion in order to fill the pockets of their billionaire plutocrat pals."
posted by interrobang 29 March | 11:13
"This 'hearts and mimes' thing worked a lot better on the French."
posted by Hugh Janus 29 March | 11:18
"Ohhhhh, 'mines'! Yeah, that would have made a lot more sense"
posted by Capn 29 March | 11:21
"If only we'd accepted those mime-sniffing monkeys India offered to send."
posted by interrobang 29 March | 11:21
"We're boxed in."
posted by me3dia 29 March | 11:23
"Anyway, I'm just saying, it feels like we're trapped in a big box, and trying to walk against a strong wind, but there's really no way to illustrate this"
posted by Capn 29 March | 11:25
Damnit me3dia!
posted by Capn 29 March | 11:26
↑ Capn is very funny.
posted by interrobang 29 March | 11:27
"Somehow, I think we'd better off if the French relly were all talk and no action."
posted by mmahaffie 29 March | 11:33
...But I really have to bow to me3dia and capn, above...
posted by mmahaffie 29 March | 11:35
But, what the heck. I just submited mine on the New Yorker site. I'd been submitting every week for the first month or so, but it turns out I'm not really as funny to the rest of the world as I am to, well, me.
posted by mmahaffie 29 March | 11:37
"He's a freedom mime."
posted by initapplette 29 March | 11:42
Mimes, mimes, everywhere a mime
Blockin' up the scenery, breakin' my mind
posted by Eideteker 29 March | 11:59
Someone posted a website (here or at MeFi, I don't remember), that claimed that every New Yorker caption contest can be answered with "Christ, what an asshole." I hate the caption contest so much that every time I open that page of the magazine, I say that line out loud. It does usually work for the picture.
posted by matildaben 29 March | 12:07
Damn it, matildaben! I was going to use that.
posted by ooga_booga 29 March | 13:43
I Votes For Hugh's masterpiece.

ermm,
ermm,

"I see you're still working as a liason officer now Marcel?"
obscure wikipedia reasearched joke...

ermm,

"When I said it was a circus out there, I never expected you to take me literally."

ermm,
...

Sorry, I got nothing.
posted by seanyboy 29 March | 13:47
yeah, hugh's is perfect. after reading that I just gave up trying to think of something better.
posted by shmegegge 29 March | 15:53
We understand the secret plan, but what's the secret code? || Sweetening the Vegas pot

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