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29 March 2006

This thread is yo mama.

post by: moonbird at: 13:20 | 22 comments

Son-of-a-bitch. It is.

posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 29 March | 13:21

your mama is so fat that when she hauls ass she needs to take two trips

posted by betty 29 March | 13:22

Your mama is so easy, she comes with her own button.

posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 29 March | 13:25

Yo, mama! Is my laundry done yet?

posted by safetyfork 29 March | 13:29

yo mama is a nice lady really. Really nice. And friendly. I'm impressed. I expected a lot worse. Considering how fucked up you are.

posted by seanyboy 29 March | 13:30

yo mama is so fat that her ass has it's own weather system :P

posted by LunaticFringe 29 March | 13:30

Yo mama so fat, when she step on the scale, it say "to be continued"

posted by mike9322 29 March | 13:34

yo mama is so stupid it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes

{i have a weakness for yo mama jokes}

posted by betty 29 March | 13:34

yo mama so fat, that when she was at Port Authority, a man walked up and asked if she was local or express.

posted by jonmc 29 March | 13:34

Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

posted by essexjan 29 March | 13:41

Yo mama so fat, her shadow kill a small dog!

posted by Specklet 29 March | 14:03

seanyboy is hilarious

posted by krix 29 March | 14:25

Hey mom! :)

posted by chewatadistance 29 March | 14:36

I suppose, then, that this thread must, like my mama, be so fat that the moon is actually circling this thread, and it only LOOKS like it's circling earth.

posted by shmegegge 29 March | 15:45

This thread's lips are so big,
[how big are they?]
Chap Stick hadda invent a spray!

posted by Hugh Janus 29 March | 16:02

This thread is so stinky, dogshit has to leave the room to get some air...

This thread is so stupid, it thinks Mashups are CDs made of potatoes...

This thread is so fat, it came to meet you at the airport and was given its own runway!

posted by wendell 29 March | 16:34

yo mom's alright

posted by ethylene 29 March | 16:40

your momma's so fat, she suffers from a variety of chronic health issues and clinical depression.

posted by drjimmy11 29 March | 17:46

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when the dentist opened her mouth, he said "I can't believe it's not butter!"

posted by pieisexactlythree 29 March | 18:19

Yo mama's so poor I saw her walkin' down the street, kickin' a can. I said "what chu doin'?" She said "Movin'."

posted by Specklet 29 March | 18:27

I waited this long just to see,

"Your moms got three titties, one gives milk, one gives water, one's outta order."

See the Chapelle movie NOW!

posted by Divine_Wino 29 March | 21:17

The Chappelle movie as well please.

posted by Divine_Wino 29 March | 21:19

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