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Hugh Janus puckers.

posted by Hugh Janus 29 March | 12:14

First kiss! Woo!

posted by Specklet 29 March | 12:14

Damn! Oh well.

*kisses both Hugh and sciurus*

posted by Specklet 29 March | 12:15

That'll be $1. (Specklet, free for you.)

posted by mike9322 29 March | 12:15

Ok, I'm going to launch a huge marketing campaign to create a perception of scarcity for agropyron-kisses. I'll charge a fortune, and it'll become a huge status symbol to be kissed by me. Then I'll totally lower my prices and slut around! Ahahahahahahhahahah!

posted by agropyron 29 March | 12:16

*tries to wipe image of a hugh janus puckering from mind*

posted by sciurus 29 March | 12:17

Are tongues allowed?

posted by essexjan 29 March | 12:17

VICTORY!

posted by Hugh Janus 29 March | 12:18

:D

posted by sciurus 29 March | 12:18

SHICHESS tongue is allowed!

posted by sciurus 29 March | 12:19

Aww.... but I've already kissed Hugh Janus! Must I do it again?

I'd kiss sciurus, but I'm afraid of getting my ass kicked by TPS. She was quite definite about that sort of thing at the meet up. ^_~

posted by TrishaLynn 29 March | 12:20

Tongue is $2. (still free for specklet. hell, i'll pay her)

posted by mike9322 29 March | 12:21

*gets second set of lips, kisses self, jumps back*

HAIIIIII!

posted by jonmc 29 March | 12:23

*Stands around, watches the kissing*

*Taps foot, checks watch*

posted by SassHat 29 March | 12:23

*kisses sass*

(heh, heh)

posted by jonmc 29 March | 12:25

*goes back in time and kisses sass before jonmc*

(also before my prices skyrocketed)

posted by agropyron 29 March | 12:28

*Needs change for $100, singles please*

posted by Miko 29 March | 12:29

*enters kissing booth, strips to boxers*

Prices vary by body part, folks.

posted by jonmc 29 March | 12:33

FIRE SALE!

All kisses half off! All the passion, half the cost!

posted by mike9322 29 March | 12:40

Kiss me, you fools!

posted by matildaben 29 March | 12:44

smoooooooooooooooch!

posted by By the Grace of God 29 March | 12:44

:-* :-* :-* :-P :-* :-*

posted by Triode 29 March | 12:45

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posted by taz 29 March | 12:52

*smooches indiscriminately*

posted by gaspode 29 March | 12:57

DOG GERMS! I'VE GOT DOG GERMS! AAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!

posted by rainbaby 29 March | 12:58

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posted by Specklet 29 March | 13:01

Specklet, my face melted when I saw that picture on CO the other day. You rock my world.

posted by mike9322 29 March | 13:02

Aw, what the hell...?

*smooches freely and openly with everyone who wants 'em*

posted by TrishaLynn 29 March | 13:03

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posted by mike9322 29 March | 13:04

*kisses everybody once*
*kisses everybody twice*
*kisses eveybody deadly*

(also, and this one of the very few things I can say with the utmost confidence, I'm one of the best kissers you will ever meet)

posted by jonmc 29 March | 13:04

OMG Kiss!

posted by essexjan 29 March | 13:06

KISS-KISS-KISS

posted by safetyfork 29 March | 13:13

Kissy kissy

posted by SassHat 29 March | 13:15

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posted by jonmc 29 March | 13:22

*sigh* Late to the party like usual.

posted by cmonkey 29 March | 13:22

Kisses John Wilkes Booth.

oh wait.
I've got something wrong here, haven't I?

posted by seanyboy 29 March | 13:28

I've got plenty of kisses left.

*grabs cmonkey, hauls him into the corner*

posted by matildaben 29 March | 13:34

*grabs cmonkey, hauls him into the corner*

*makes goo-goo eyes at 'tilda while batting lashes*

posted by jonmc 29 March | 13:35

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posted by danostuporstar 29 March | 13:36

*attempts to melt mike's face with hot, hot kisses*

posted by Specklet 29 March | 13:43

i'll be in my bunk.

posted by mike9322 29 March | 13:46

mike9322, the new MeCha It Boy.

*toddles off to share park bench with drunken Jan Micheal Vincent*

posted by jonmc 29 March | 13:47

*pulls mike9322 into her bunk and kisses him*

posted by TrishaLynn 29 March | 13:49

*thinks about pulling TL off mike, but climbs in with them*

posted by Specklet 29 March | 14:04

the girl-on-girl took waay too long to get started

posted by danostuporstar 29 March | 14:06

Hey, Jan Michael, pass that bottle of T-Bird this way, willya?

posted by jonmc 29 March | 14:06

*is rendered speechless*
*bookmarks thread for later, um, consumption*

posted by mike9322 29 March | 14:11

girl-on-girl? Hell, I'm still waiting for gaspode.

posted by matildaben 29 March | 14:13

*pens haiku about transience of cherry blossoms, commits hari-kari*

posted by jonmc 29 March | 14:13

cherry blossom lips
fading after the first blush
can kiss my sweet ass

posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 29 March | 14:16

Sweet cherries drifting
Into opened mouths upturned
Man, that sounds dirty.

posted by TrishaLynn 29 March | 14:21

never liked cherries
wait they're packed in alcohol
guzzles entire jar

posted by jonmc 29 March | 14:25

as pink petals part
with moist and dew-lined sweetness
slip me some tongue, jon

posted by Specklet 29 March | 14:29

*sighs*

*gets out the deli slicer, mustard and a loaf of rye*

posted by jonmc 29 March | 14:33

*doesn't know whether to be insulted or impressed that jon would rather eat a sammich than nibble Specklety lips*

posted by Specklet 29 March | 14:35

I'll do it instead!

*smooches the sandwich outta Specklet*

posted by TrishaLynn 29 March | 14:36

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posted by carmina 29 March | 14:36

Do you fail to appreciate the erotic qualities of the sliced smoked meats?

posted by Miko 29 March | 14:36

It took me hours to make that!

Well, after all that shtupping you two must be famished.

*puts on apron. stirs matzoh ball soup*

posted by jonmc 29 March | 14:37

Hell, I'm still waiting for gaspode.

I know I can't compare, but maybe I can help you pass the time while you wait?

posted by Miko 29 March | 14:42

more people?

*adds more stock to soup, balls up more matzoh-meal*

posted by jonmc 29 March | 14:53

I was kissing before!

smooches for everyone! especially my crushes!

posted by gaspode 29 March | 14:55

Heh heh, you said "balls".

Miko, baby, come over here with me and TL.

posted by Specklet 29 March | 14:56

-.- .. ... ... / -- . / -.-- --- ..- / ..-. --- --- .-.. ...

posted by Triode 29 March | 14:57

Hey! I'm still here!

posted by mike9322 29 March | 14:58

the girl-on-girl-on-girl-on-girl came right on time

posted by danostuporstar 29 March | 14:58

ok, specklet, miko, and trish in a big pile...

*dives in a la Johnny Weismuller*

posted by jonmc 29 March | 14:59

*drags gaspode into a long smoochy kiss*

*also wonders where the hell amberglow is*

posted by TrishaLynn 29 March | 15:03

He's keeping the other boys busy whilst I frolic in here.

posted by jonmc 29 March | 15:04

This site is infested with cooties.

posted by AlexReynolds 29 March | 15:09

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More! more! Sweet and chocolaty....

posted by carmina 29 March | 15:11

*wants to watch some boys kissing each other now*

posted by matildaben 29 March | 15:13

your wish, is my command:
kissing boys

posted by carmina 29 March | 15:16

*Kisses Triode like a fool*

posted by Miko 29 March | 15:18

*troops down to bear bar, which has yet to open, decides to break into cooler*

posted by jonmc 29 March | 15:18

*would also like to see hot boy-on-boy action, prods Cabana Boy Mike inna foot*

posted by TrishaLynn 29 March | 15:19

*Fools Triode into kissing*

(the morse code took me a few minutes)

posted by SassHat 29 March | 15:20

*seconds matildaben*

posted by gaspode 29 March | 15:20

so, mike, how bout those Bears? I mean Bruins...I mean Rangers... oh gawd...

posted by jonmc 29 March | 15:21

I definitely want to see some boys kiss (especially after carmina's link), I'll third that. Or forth it, whatever.

*eyes the boys around the room*

posted by SassHat 29 March | 15:22

*pops Certs*

posted by jonmc 29 March | 15:25

* returns all kisses enthusiastically, and foolishly kisses everyone else, too. *

posted by Triode 29 March | 15:26

*retains position as the meat in the Specklet-TrishaLynn sandwich, leaves the boy-kissing to the experts*

posted by mike9322 29 March | 15:27

I'm merely a novice at the man-on-man tonsil hockey, dude. I'm in no position to lead the way.

posted by jonmc 29 March | 15:31

You're so vain, jon. I bet you think this comment's about you. :)

posted by mike9322 29 March | 15:37

*eyes boys and bottle of tequila, warily*

posted by Triode 29 March | 15:38

*dips hat strategically below one eye, dons apricot scarf*

posted by jonmc 29 March | 15:45

HEY! WHERE BE THE KISSES!!! I SAW THE SIGN, AND COULD USE SOME SMOOCHIN'!

where is everybody?

I'm always late for this shit.

posted by shmegegge 29 March | 15:47

I'm still puckering.

posted by Hugh Janus 29 March | 15:52

*hands Hugh some salve*

posted by jonmc 29 March | 15:59

*arrives at party late, sees everyone making out, cries*

posted by me3dia 29 March | 16:18

*pulls me3dia in for a long, lengthy smooch*

posted by TrishaLynn 29 March | 16:24

Hey, this bunny tastes like Bird-dropping spider!

posted by danostuporstar 29 March | 16:32

A kissing booth? No way. He a killed abe.

posted by jrossi4r 29 March | 16:43

*looks for a boy to kiss*

posted by sisterhavana 29 March | 16:49

filthy
i need to cleanse
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posted by ethylene 29 March | 17:06

eth, that is frickin' creeeeepy!

posted by Specklet 29 March | 17:27

and kissing booths are-- ?

posted by ethylene 29 March | 17:28

Yeah. So sanitary!

posted by Miko 29 March | 17:31

much too shy for this thread

posted by chewatadistance 29 March | 17:46

*looks for a boy to kiss*

*winks at Havana*

posted by jonmc 29 March | 18:27

*kisses chewey on the cheek, scampers away*

posted by Specklet 29 March | 18:32

*smooches jon* : )

posted by sisterhavana 29 March | 19:15

get your hand off my ass, havana! ;>

posted by jonmc 29 March | 19:21

I got a kiss! I got a kiss! Cheek ones are the best. they are the hair raisers. :D

posted by chewatadistance 29 March | 19:24

schmoooooooooooooooooooooo(ch)

posted by moonbird 29 March | 23:17

well I'll take a kiss on the cheek from moonbird...

posted by gaspode 29 March | 23:34

*looks for a boy to kiss*

How about a man instead?

posted by dg 30 March | 23:51

29 March 2006