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29 March 2006

I only have 24 minutes left at work and unsurprisingly I feel like I'm going to kill.

post by: Hugh Janus at: 16:24 | 12 comments

can i watch or do i have to help?

posted by ethylene 29 March | 16:26

Well, seeing as how I don't work in your office, go right ahead.

posted by fenriq 29 March | 16:26

Please post your elaborate co-worker death fantasy here so I can use it next time I want to kill.

Of course, if it's not elaborate, and merely involves punching your hand thru their face, that works too.

*is working from home today. loves it*

posted by gaspode 29 March | 16:32

Remember to wrap the torsos in tarps and use plenty of good duct tape.

posted by Divine_Wino 29 March | 16:33

I just left work 30 minutes early, Office Space style.

posted by selfnoise 29 March | 16:34

Carry on.

Just don't get caught.

posted by Fuzzbean 29 March | 16:35

don't kill, hugh
maim

posted by ethylene 29 March | 16:37

Three hours and eleven minutes left.

I'd rather take that time and watch a Lord Of The Rings movie.

posted by Specklet 29 March | 16:38

all ye disgruntled people send me your snail addys and I'll send you one of these at shipping cost. I'm hanging up my artist smock and unloading stock sitting in the closet. I've had enough of stolen and damaged starvation for this lifetime!

posted by chewatadistance 29 March | 16:46

aww, how cool of you.
meanwhile all i can think is to keep myself from doing something truly stupid
like getting married
maybe i should avoid vegas

posted by ethylene 29 March | 16:49

eth, if I wasn't already married to the sea, I'd propose.

posted by Capn 29 March | 17:04

i'm already full of piratey grace
it would be unwise at best

posted by ethylene 29 March | 17:14

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