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24 March 2006

You ever cough so hard that your balls hurt?

post by: sciurus at: 09:54 | 17 comments

damn, what you been eatin', bro?

posted by jonmc 24 March | 09:55

An influenza shake with a side of phlegm fries.

posted by sciurus 24 March | 09:57

apparently you SuperSized it.

posted by jonmc 24 March | 09:59

Ummm, no.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 24 March | 10:02

Not recently, but yes.

posted by misteraitch 24 March | 10:08

I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.

posted by JanetLand 24 March | 10:15

with pride, janet, with pride.

posted by jonmc 24 March | 10:16

Walking is ok. Sitting can be a hassle, esp. on a hot day.

posted by tr33hggr 24 March | 10:18

I am a power cougher. I don't get sick very often but when I do, I make it count. My entire body doubles over and the coughs come from deep in my core. It makes me want to die. I feel for you, sciurus.

posted by mike9322 24 March | 10:30

No, but when I sneeze they do.

posted by kyleg 24 March | 10:42

Aren't you supposed to turn your head and cough?

posted by jrossi4r 24 March | 10:46

I thought this was a 'Larry the cable guy' joke.

posted by puke & cry 24 March | 10:46

Do you fart when you cough, too.

posted by sarah connor 24 March | 11:21

One morning I woke up late for work, hung over, and proceeded to drink a pot of coffee. I smoked a few cigs, and then went up to iron my pants. I coughed so hard I A) spilled coffee all over my newly-ironed pants and B) shit my underwear. Seriously.

So I called in sick and watched baseball. Ahh, the glory days!

posted by tr33hggr 24 March | 14:26

i admit to hurting the balls of others

posted by ethylene 24 March | 14:42

Er, no. But I've coughed hard enough to puke and bruise my ribs.

posted by deborah 24 March | 15:06

No.

posted by dg 24 March | 19:36

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