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23 March 2006

This thread is all about your tush. →[More:]To start, I have one. You?

post by: moonbird at: 09:20 | 24 comments

Most threads are.

posted by safetyfork 23 March | 09:21

I want this to be all about your tush.

Tushtastic!!

posted by omiewise 23 March | 09:21

Excellent. I have a doctorate in Plate Tushtonics.

posted by safetyfork 23 March | 09:22

omg my cable is almost on
it's tushy

posted by ethylene 23 March | 09:22

Tush Plywood?

posted by selfnoise 23 March | 09:24

I want to get an MBA in Tushinomics!

posted by LunaticFringe 23 March | 09:25

Ah, touché my fine-witted friends.

posted by safetyfork 23 March | 09:25

Tushy? Yes.
Money spot? Alas.

posted by danostuporstar 23 March | 09:26

omg i might have more channels
this is tushitacious

posted by ethylene 23 March | 09:30

≡ Click to see image ≡

Not seriously, of course.

posted by TrishaLynn 23 March | 09:42

I have a sweet ass.

posted by mike9322 23 March | 09:45

omg butts

posted by cmonkey 23 March | 09:58

I'm a straight line from the back of my neck to my ankles. No tushy :-(

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 23 March | 10:05

Yes. Yes, I do.

posted by chewatadistance 23 March | 10:08

My tushy and I just aren't as close as we used to be, so we are parting ways. We're splitting up. We're on our last legs.

posted by taz 23 March | 10:16

it causes problems but overall, it works out pretty well
doesn't need a hat
reasonably self adjusting

posted by ethylene 23 March | 10:18

Does anyone remember that Steve Martin gig? The Buttometer? "Squeeze your buttocks now!"

That would send my mom and I into spasms of laughter.

But I have little ass.

posted by tr33hggr 23 March | 10:26

I don't have an ass. The back of my neck goes straight down to my ankles.

posted by Zozo 23 March | 10:53

I read in Cosmo that if you can take a pencil and tuck it under your cheek while standing and it stays there, your butt is too big.

posted by Miss Bitchy Pants 23 March | 10:58

What else do they say about sticking things in your butt?

posted by Specklet 23 March | 11:00

this thread has not gotten down enough to be about my tush.

posted by ethylene 23 March | 11:36

Who doesn't like big butts? Really.

posted by cmonkey 23 March | 11:56

My tush story:

My Mom used to send me care packages on my birthday. On my thirtieth birthday, she sent underwear a size too big.

Dang if they didn't fit. There I was, thinking the dryer in the apartment was shrinking my drawers.

She just knew by the birthday that it was time to move up a size. : )

My tush: Fairly ample, especially in proportion to the rest of me. And willing, depending on hardware size.

posted by rainbaby 23 March | 11:57

And willing, depending on hardware size.

Rears bepeating!

posted by danostuporstar 23 March | 15:12

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