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22 March 2006

Anyway, [More:] I send an email to my man Divine Wino asking him to meet me at our local bar. He agrees. When we get there, we order our beers and we see a table being laden with sterno, foil pans and a box from Manganero's labeled as a 6-foot hero. We wre hungry so we began contemplating various vaudevillian delicatessive scenarios that would allow us to heist a 6-foot hero, all of which we abandonded as ill-conceived. Soon the table was festooned with pitcures of a friendly looking old geezer, one of which read 'In rememberance of Arnie.' Soon, Trisha Lynn and Tennesse Sam arrived. Me and Trish were hungry so we joined the line and loaded our plates with lasagna, baked ziti, macaroni salad and a hunk o' hero. We crashed a wake basically. That would make a nice sequel to Wedding Crashers, I think: Wake Crashers: Electric Boogaloo. But hey, any man who would throw his wake in a bar wuld appreciate the utility of our endeavor. Then Tennesse sam showed us his tattooed wedding ring (his wife has one too, I've seen it) and one of the foxy barmaids invited us to the opening party for her dance studio. Now, I'm in Flushing watching TrishaLynn construct her chest.

So, what's up with you?
I'm wishing i could have a my man wino and reconstruct a chest.
not mine.
posted by ethylene 22 March | 21:00
You guys ROCK. That is so bad but I am SO impressed with your brassies.
posted by jelly 22 March | 21:02
Well, nobody seemed to mind, and it wasn't like the dead guy was gonna complain.
posted by jonmc 22 March | 21:03
Let's hope the dearly deaded doesn't mind.
posted by jelly 22 March | 21:10
nah, if it's in a bar, and they don't close for it or put a private party sign up, anyone can come and enjoy : >
posted by amberglow 22 March | 21:35
That there's gotta be a haunted sandwich.
posted by PinkStainlessTail 22 March | 21:38
Haunted Sandwich would be a great band name. I'm just sayin'.
posted by jonmc 22 March | 21:41
and, amberglow, we didn't know that, so we still have big swinging brass ones. And anyway, it's weird enough to go out for an after-work beer and wanser into a wake.
posted by jonmc 22 March | 21:43
It needs punching up: Colonel Zipper and his Haunted Sandwich Marching?
posted by PinkStainlessTail 22 March | 21:46
naw, man, the original way would be better. They'd play Death Klezmer.
posted by jonmc 22 March | 21:48
we have Hasidic Reggae; we might as well have Death Klezmer : >
posted by amberglow 22 March | 21:55
When you ate the sandwich -- that was bold. But if you had delivered the eulogy? Now, that's brass.
posted by Miko 22 March | 22:12
Okay -

1. This is the best post ever from JonMC, for this phrase alone: "vaudevillian delicatessive scenarios".

2. I am envious of your proximity to the Wino, and hope one day to meet him. Nice bloke, heem.

3. Death Klezmer WILL BE PLAYED at my wake, which WILL BE IN A BAR and OPEN TO STRANGERS CRAVING HERO SANDWICHES.

4. I have spoken.

posted by Lipstick Thespian 22 March | 22:14
I will fully admit that it took me longer to get to the buffet line than jonmc who took off like a MeatLoaf out of hell because I still felt a little weird about crashing the wake. But when he came back with the baked ziti, I knew I had to get some.
posted by TrishaLynn 23 March | 08:33
Let it be know here and for all eternity that I didn't eat any of the dead man's food. I left instead. BUT, I do not judge and they didn't seem to mind.
posted by Divine_Wino 23 March | 09:25
"baked ziti" is fun to say.

By the way Arnie was there with you that night. And I don't mean in spirit. That wasn't pork salami.
posted by Capn 23 March | 10:45
I have fallen into Oblivion. || why does crunchland hate me?

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