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22 March 2006

ANNOYANCE OF THE DAY: [More:] "frozen tundra". By definition, a tundra features a layer of permanantly frozen soil. You do not need to explicitly define it as frozen, goddammit.
I just spent 20 minutes fixing another Y2K bug.
posted by Hugh Janus 22 March | 15:03
[Not an annoyance: I love the word 'tundra'.]
posted by Frisbee Girl 22 March | 15:05
['tundra' is a totally awesome word]
posted by cmonkey 22 March | 15:09
Thundra?
posted by Capn 22 March | 15:11
My left hip flexor is so tight from sitting at my desk eight hours a day that I have a small but hot and stabbing pain in it.
posted by Specklet 22 March | 15:11
This lady stood immediately behind me and to the right instead of just behind me in the lunch line. She stood as close to me as possible and made sure to take a step whenever I took a step. She gave no explanation for this behavior. Is it really hard to just stand in line?
posted by selfnoise 22 March | 15:16
cmonkey, you know I've got your back, right? And you know that if you want to kick some ass about this I'll be right there with you, swinging both fists, making sure my ten hole lineman's Redwings are pounding where they need to be and people get the message that they should not, they cannot, they must not, piss you off like this again.

However...I've always liked the phrase "frozen tundra" for it's evocation of cold desolation. It may seem redundant, but I don't think it really is. I think "frozen" does not modify the noun "tundra" like it modifies "daquiri" in the drink. I think frozen, in this case, is an adjective that applies to the air above the tundra, to the whole landscape, if you will. It's not repetition, exactly, although there is that element present. It's expansion.

I hope you don't hate me, now.
posted by omiewise 22 March | 15:17
Ohh, burn!
posted by danostuporstar 22 March | 15:21
*sharpens the anti-poetic license stick*

No, I agree that it evokes a nicer visual that a simple "tundra" does not. It's just one of those things, y'know?
posted by cmonkey 22 March | 15:22
Hmm, he's got a good point there.
posted by danostuporstar 22 March | 15:23
It's a lot more poetic than "FTP Protocol" or "ATM Machine".
posted by matildaben 22 March | 15:26
Oh dear. In the winter here, the tundra is frozen; in the summer, it is not. The tundra at the latitudes that have permafrost is different from the tundra where I live, though.
posted by Skrik 22 March | 15:30
selfnoise, that situation is usually when I find myself with an insurmountable need to put my hands on my hips and make my elbows as sticky-outy and pointy as possible.

My major annoyance today is with my apartment and laundry, which all SELFISHLY REFUSES TO CLEAN ITSELF, even though I'm sitting here politely and not nagging.

posted by occhiblu 22 March | 15:32
Tundra is a good word. I can understand naming a truck after it. But why would you name one after Tacoma? Haven't they heard of the Aroma of Tacoma?
posted by pieisexactlythree 22 March | 15:34
PIN Number!
posted by seanyboy 22 March | 15:36
Thawed tundra.
posted by warbaby 22 March | 15:38
cmonkey, I know, that's why I prefaced all of my comments by saying I had your back.

Also, there's this.

(Image marijuana related, although no drugs are shown, so it may Not be SFW.)
posted by omiewise 22 March | 15:38
pie, I went to junior high and highschool in Newberg and then attended PLU for two years before fleeing to UW. If I never, ever, ever smell the sulphur of paper mills again, it will not be a day too soon.

And, cmonkey, I missed your welcome back thread yesterday: it's nice have back on playground!
posted by Frisbee Girl 22 March | 15:46
There should be a 'you' and a 'the' in there somewhere, but my editor is currently taking a nap. Slacker.
posted by Frisbee Girl 22 March | 15:54
I agree that tundra may thaw. Under the midnight sun the top layer gets soft. Flowers bloom.

Then the skeeters come. Nasty blood suckers that only have a few short months to breed, and will use your blood to do so.

Freeze again you damned tundra.

Molten Lava.
posted by sarah connor 22 March | 15:55
A seagull pooped on my car.
posted by DeepFriedTwinkies 22 March | 15:58
Today is a Lee Press-on Nail scraping down the blackboard of my life.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 22 March | 16:08
talking to the cable people right now
or should i say hold music
while doing laundry
and moving all my furniture
while discovering i've possibly missed appointments

wait, pain
posted by ethylene 22 March | 16:15
The annoyance of my day is: asshole neighbors who insist on fertilizing their lawns, even though A) all those chemicals run off into the Sound and fuck up the fish, B) those who don't fertilize have lawns that look just as good, if not better, than the chemically treated ones, and most importantly C) lawn fertilizer is poisonous to dogs. Given the canine population here (heh, I typed "pupulation"), you'd think they'd be more careful.

The fuckers.
posted by bmarkey 22 March | 16:40
eyebrows. what are they good for?
posted by YouCanCallMeAl 22 March | 18:14
eyebrows. what are they good for?

Raising, arching, furrowing...punctuated nonverbal communication.
posted by Frisbee Girl 22 March | 18:54
Also good for keeping rain out of your eyes.
posted by bmarkey 22 March | 19:05
I saw two pedestrians with eye patches today. Separate incidents.

It wasn't annoying, though. Just weird.
posted by mudpuppie 22 March | 19:11
I [heart] mudpuppie.
posted by occhiblu 22 March | 19:14
My contacts must be spinning or something because I read that first as "I saw two pedestrians with eye peaches today."
posted by Frisbee Girl 22 March | 19:26
if someone could just take over for the left side of my body
i'd really appreciate that
posted by ethylene 22 March | 19:32
oh, and so all my laundry and bring me things like an obedient house ape.

maybe i should start dating again.
posted by ethylene 22 March | 19:34
The restaurant next to my office is closed but put on a CD that is repeating the same 5 second bit over and over again. It has been doing so for 3 hours. I don't even know what the song is- some top 40 thing.
posted by small_ruminant 22 March | 19:56
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