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21 March 2006

Everyone is disqualified.

post by: Hugh Janus at: 10:27 | 20 comments

*appeals to the bout committee, gesticulating like an angry Croatian*

posted by sciurus 21 March | 10:29

Everyone who participates is a winner.

*awards yellow "participation" ribbons to all*

/summer swim league reminiscence

posted by killdevil 21 March | 10:30

Damn! I didn't even know I was participating!

posted by LunaticFringe 21 March | 10:34

MI GRADJANI PROMATROMO!

posted by sciurus 21 March | 10:38

I'm not sure what it is that they are doing in Walla Walla Washington that requires that I send them a postcard every time I want to find out how to get a free buffalo from Uncle Sam, but whatever it is it's big and it goes all the way to the top.

How can you possible sell an Army Jeep for $50.00? Madge, get my hat and pack me some brisket sandwhiches, I'm going to warm up the station wagon and drive down there and get to the bottom of this. Consent of the governed my taxpayin' aunt fanny! I smell reds, pinkos, free love types and dope fiends.

posted by Divine_Wino 21 March | 10:38

Possibly, dammit imaginary cranky John Bircher Korean War Vet!

posted by Divine_Wino 21 March | 10:40

What kinda nonsense is that? You're disqualified!

posted by Hugh Janus 21 March | 11:09

how dare you try and qualify me
bastard

posted by ethylene 21 March | 11:14

PRE-APPROVED, NOW MAKE WITH THE CHIN MUSIC OR HIT THE BRICKS BINDLESTIFF!

posted by Divine_Wino 21 March | 11:15

Shit, false start. Sorry guys, I'll be in the motorhome.

posted by Divine_Wino 21 March | 11:17

I don't qualify, darling, I disqualify!

Actually the original post went:

All people are equivalent; everyone is disqualified.

But Jesus and Satan had a fight and the winner made me change it.

I'm disqualified.

posted by Hugh Janus 21 March | 11:18

I removed the tag on the throw pillow that warns of its flamability.

posted by pieisexactlythree 21 March | 12:07

*follows behind Hugh sprinkling requalifying dust as he goes*

posted by danostuporstar 21 March | 12:18

You're disqualified, dano. And so's yer damn dust!

posted by Hugh Janus 21 March | 12:22

I didn't even know I was playing.

posted by mike9322 21 March | 12:23

We're all related?

posted by chewatadistance 21 March | 12:30

Wait, I was once qualified? Sweet!

posted by Frisbee Girl 21 March | 12:37

Feh. I threw the match on purpose. I've had it with this stupid game.

posted by mudpuppie 21 March | 14:46

Well, well. Stupid, huh?

You're disqualified!

posted by Hugh Janus 21 March | 16:04

*slams money down*

I'm OUT!

posted by sisterhavana 21 March | 16:34

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