Finally found a frigging apartment. Good crap that was stressful.
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It's not my favorite part of town (on the Danforth between Coxwell + Woodbine), but meets all my other requirements:
2 bedroom (i use one as an office/writing space)
dog friendly
month to month (no lease)
reasonable rent
lotsa cupboard and counter space in kitchen
double sink in kitchen (oddly, this was a deal breaker)
not-crazy landlord
bathtub + shower
good water pressure
above ground
close to public transit
dog park close (it's across the street)
good amount of wallspace for art
It's two above-ground floors: kitchen and living / dining on one floor and two bedrooms and bathroom upstairs.