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16 March 2006

Random thread. No linear conversation, please.

post by: Frisbee Girl at: 13:02 | 41 comments

Okay, you're the boss!

posted by Eideteker 16 March | 13:05

Oh, d'oh! I broke the rules!

posted by Eideteker 16 March | 13:07

Flamingos can only eat with their heads upside down.

posted by tr33hggr 16 March | 13:07

::throws Frisbee::

posted by weretable and the undead chairs 16 March | 13:07

Oops, I did it again.

posted by Eideteker 16 March | 13:08

etc.

posted by Eideteker 16 March | 13:09

y=e^x

posted by mike9322 16 March | 13:09

Leprechauns have huge shamrocks.

posted by weretable and the undead chairs 16 March | 13:10

The Bard coined the phrase, "the beast with two backs" meaning intercourse in his play Othello.

posted by tr33hggr 16 March | 13:11

It's not for daisies that we search, but it isn't certain how you will react to it. We eat wrappers that refract in a crystalline but nonetheless suspicious sense of entitlement. Roundels aren't but one of the eaters at the platform, but irksome though a lack of common sense may be, I can't be bothered squaring away the clouds that drift so languorously overhead.

posted by killdevil 16 March | 13:13

≡ Click to see image ≡

posted by Hugh Janus 16 March | 13:16

NFL Draft in 44 days.

posted by mike9322 16 March | 13:22

Not there. There!

posted by Frisbee Girl 16 March | 13:25

I want to make sweet sweet passionate love to her.

posted by sciurus 16 March | 13:28

I'm glad I'm a spider.

posted by Specklet 16 March | 13:33

Jackson had it tied around his neck like a noose, so we knew he was proud of it.

posted by tr33hggr 16 March | 13:34

Lake. Big lake.

posted by jrossi4r 16 March | 13:38

Vendor? I hardly know 'er!

posted by Zozo 16 March | 13:39

I just lost The Game.

posted by matildaben 16 March | 13:44

Please, no. Not the vegetables. Not tonight. I've grown tired of them. Bring me a horse.

posted by loquacious 16 March | 13:59

I want to make sweet sweet passionate love to her.
posted by sciurus 16 March | 13:28

I'm glad I'm a spider.
posted by Specklet 16 March | 13:33

I love this couplet. Sorry Fris.

/tips hat to Eid.

Non-linear contribution to follow

posted by richat 16 March | 14:00

Sophie: Dad, I love you too much!
Me: Really? Why is that I wonder?
Sophie: (through laughter) It's because I am four and have too much love!

posted by richat 16 March | 14:02

I carefully laid my jacket on the the chair, nearest the door and nervously checked the pocket to see that the tape recorder was still running.

The ringing excitement of eavesdropping hummed though my delicate body. A great armoured mass of darkness fish was approaching.

I had the girl, the records, and the jeweled knife, but he had the time machine.

YSI - nurse with wound - who can i turn to stereo? w/ bonus NWW vs. Stereolab - simple headphone mind

posted by loquacious 16 March | 14:06

SLADE AND SPECTOR REPORT TO MAN YELLOW / MAN GREEN

posted by WolfDaddy 16 March | 14:19

like the back of your hand -- and twice on Sunday.

posted by hathaway_green 16 March | 14:57

So I heard that dogs can't look up...

posted by pieisexactlythree 16 March | 15:44

Sophie: Dad, I love you too much!
Me: Really? Why is that I wonder?
Sophie: (through laughter) It's because I am four and have too much love!
posted by richat 16 March | 14:02

I haven't read something this beautiful in ages.

posted by Frisbee Girl 16 March | 16:02

all lopsided.

posted by tangerine 16 March | 16:10

So Ben Folds wrote this achingly, powerfully beautiful piano riff for "Landed," and then followed it up with the most un-inventive, tired, lame vocal line imaginable. What a letdown.

posted by Miko 16 March | 16:22

Is the opposite of indeed, undone?

posted by Frisbee Girl 16 March | 16:25

Take your place in the circle of smiles and grasp all the hands warmly. Here, you're my best friend from gradeschool.

posted by ColdChef 16 March | 17:03

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posted by Eideteker 16 March | 17:07

Yay, I finally posted something random!

posted by Eideteker 16 March | 17:13

Oops, messed up again.

posted by Eideteker 16 March | 17:15

I just think "end user" is a really strange expression. Am I rite?!

posted by taz 16 March | 17:25

In junior high and high school, all of my friends were church kids, all of us sons and daughters of very strict deacons and pastors: very good kids. Naturally, everyone who went off to non-Christian colleges or universities learned to swear like truckers 24/7.

The first Christmas home, I was over at my friend's hanging in the kitchen with his folks and brother when he looks at his brother and says, "Knock it off! That's so fucking annoying!" Conversation comes to a complete halt and he gasps and says, "Oh shit." Then looking completely mortified says, "Oh my God."

I don't think I'd ever laughed so hard in my life.

[That's for you, Eideteker, and don't worry, some people's brains just don't do random. Some of ours work more like chipmunks on crack.]

posted by Frisbee Girl 16 March | 17:38

WHAT
THE
FUCK
CHINA

posted by Specklet 16 March | 20:06

yup, i'm loving this ancient Sonny and Cher movie on now too.

posted by amberglow 16 March | 20:10

It's like we're all married to each other!

posted by Eideteker 16 March | 21:07

WHAT
THE
FUCK
DAIKON
PICA
RUTEBEGA
DONGLE
GROAT
STEW
NIPPLE
FUZZ
GERMS
PANTS
GENIUS
TWAT
SANDWICH
EGG
GROAN
EARS
CUBICLE
DOG
TERMINAL
GOPHER
CRAYON
MILK
ISHTAR
PUG
LUNG
TOE
JUICE
POSSE
MECHANISM
BETTY
JESUS
CROTCH

posted by loquacious 16 March | 21:45

Where are my fucking keys?

posted by trondant 17 March | 08:54

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