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15 March 2006

WAaaaaaaa! I have three midterms next week-the first one in Theology 102. My brain hurts just thinking about it. And meanwhile the house doesn't clean itself.

I cannot WAIT to be done with school.
The theology test? You only need to remember one thing: God did it.

You'll get an A+. I guarantee.
posted by mudpuppie 15 March | 20:08
Ah, but which god? That's the toughie.
posted by mr_crash_davis 15 March | 20:14
I KNOW God did it. I have to know WHY He did it, why He had to do it the way He did it, I have to know a list of WHAT He did, and what we gained by Him doing it. From the Calvinist viewpoint, natch.

Oh, and explain the stages of conversion. We get to sanctification and justification the second half of the semester-along with eschatology. Oh boy.(hint: the Left Behind series is bad theology.)
posted by bunnyfire 15 March | 20:33
And of course I am posting here instead of studying. The horror.

Thank God for bunny pictures.
posted by bunnyfire 15 March | 20:34
bunnyfire, may god be with you during your exam.

all the best.
posted by mudpuppie 15 March | 20:36
I cannot WAIT to be done with school.

I hear ya, sister. Good luck.
posted by amro 15 March | 21:12
bunnyfire, may god be with you during your exam

We went over that LAST semester. It's called "immanence." Heh.

Is it weird I am going over all this with Seal playing in the background?
posted by bunnyfire 15 March | 21:22
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T otal Depravity
U nconditional Election
L imited Atonement
I rrestible Grace
P erseverance of the Saints

Oh, my Dutch heritage. It's all coming back to me now!
posted by heatherann 16 March | 09:10
Yup, you got it, heatherann. L on that freaks me out a little.
posted by bunnyfire 16 March | 14:45
As well it should! Calvin's God is a bit of a jerk. I will save you, and you, annnnnnnnd... you. The rest of y'all are fucked.

Please please summarize it that way on your exam! ;)
posted by heatherann 16 March | 15:47
More shameful addiction: Idol or Apprentice? || Utterly awesome

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