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15 March 2006

If they've lost Jessica Simpson...

post by: amberglow at: 23:32 | 18 comments

Do they still have Britney?

posted by trondant 15 March | 23:34

Good on her.

posted by AlexReynolds 15 March | 23:41

a non-profit venture offering free plastic surgery for disadvantaged children overseas with facial deformities

Hey, I fit the criteria! Where do I apply?

posted by nomis 15 March | 23:54

I've been saying for years that the tide would turn. This country runs hot/cold, left/right politically and the party usually ends when the party in power oversteps their bounds or overstays their welcome. That time is coming quickly for Bush & Co. We simply need to lay in wait and capitalize on the changing tide.

posted by jonmc 15 March | 23:59

did they have Britney before? (and she's over, anyway)

posted by amberglow 15 March | 23:59

They can replace Simpson with any of the blonde bimbo anchors on Fox News (and, yes, that group includes John Gibson).

posted by wendell 16 March | 00:57

Jessica is a lovely shade of orange in that picture.

posted by mike9322 16 March | 08:02

Free boob jobs for third world kids?

I'm illiterate, starving, my parents disappeared in the middle of the night, a fly is sitting on my eyeball, but I GOTTA GREAT RACK! [/Jerry Stiller Yell]

posted by Divine_Wino 16 March | 10:22

"It's never been a problem for Bono" may be the funniest thing I've read in weeks.

posted by mr_crash_davis 16 March | 10:36

Next in line -- the one, the only, the supremely talented Paris Hilton.

posted by ericb 16 March | 10:49

did they have Britney before?

"Honestly, I think we should just trust our president in every decision that he makes and we should just support that."

posted by danostuporstar 16 March | 10:53

Jessica Simpson wouldn't know beauty if it hit her in the face.

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I think some of these children's problems go beyond the scope of rhinoplasty.

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posted by Hugh Janus 16 March | 10:58

a snub that left Republicans dismayed

Why would they CARE?

posted by Orange Swan 16 March | 11:45

Why would they CARE?

Even Death Worshipping Robovultures from Beyond the 9th Pit of Hell like to hang out with the celebs. It's as American as JDAMS and apple pie scented head sacks.

(sorry that was daily burst of fury at living in fucking Mordor.)

posted by Divine_Wino 16 March | 11:58

Hasn't she passed her vapid pop-star expiration date yet? What kind of preservatives are they feeding them these days?

posted by King of Prontopia 16 March | 12:13

Hasn't she passed her vapid pop-star expiration date yet? What kind of preservatives are they feeding them these days?

Let's ask Madonna.

posted by AlexReynolds 16 March | 12:32

Jessica hasn't passed her sell-by date yet, but Britney has. (Jessica really helped herself by appearing with the Miss Piggy parody of herself in those Pizza Hut ads, i think)

posted by amberglow 16 March | 13:15

Wonkette has good news for the GOP--they still have that porn star, Mary Carey--perfect for family values, no?

posted by amberglow 16 March | 13:51

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