MetaChat - Ahhhhh! Oh Jeebus! Ahhhh

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15 March 2006

Ahhhhh! Oh Jeebus! Ahhhh *looks away from screen* *looks back* ahhhhhh! *squicks* "PAPERCLIP?!" Ahhhhhhhh!

post by: Capn at: 10:38 | 16 comments

*barf*

Oh God, that's icky.

posted by LunaticFringe 15 March | 10:44

Ohmigoddess! Ok, my belly button is a quirk, but this is over the top. I can't wear contacts, can't bear the thought of touching my eye. And this makes me want to run around the floor screaming like, well, like a freak on a leash!

posted by tr33hggr 15 March | 10:58

That is so fucking wrong. (I just vomitted my eye out of its socket a little.)

posted by omiewise 15 March | 10:58

I'm *so* not clicking that link. Nopenopenope.

posted by Frisbee Girl 15 March | 11:02

oh.
my.
god.

where was that ask metafilter thread about how to force yourself to forget things???

posted by kellydamnit 15 March | 11:03

I'm with ya, Fris.

posted by gaspode 15 March | 11:06

"If your eyeballs fall out of their sockets repeatedly, you might be" watching too much pr0n.

posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 15 March | 11:14

So. That was nothing; a piece of cake.

Not really. I didn't click. But I'm pretty sure I could take it. Yeah.

posted by taz 15 March | 11:21

ahhhh ahhhh ahhhhh
*runs in circles flapping hands*

posted by jelly 15 March | 11:27

I figured it's a link to Slate how bad can it be?

That bad.

posted by arse_hat 15 March | 12:06

mommy make the bad man stop

posted by goatdog 15 March | 12:18

Hmm, I would have thought that they'd have a reverse suction machine/tool at the hospital to *pop* it back in instead of doing it by hand...

posted by porpoise 15 March | 12:52

I literally could not read that whole thing.

posted by deadcowdan 15 March | 14:16

what the hell did he do to get his eye in that state?? I mean, whoha, that's some poke!
and what the...:

Ray will use eye drops to treat the injury and is expected to see an eye specialist today or Monday

He's a frickin' gazillionaire ballplayer, injured during a game, couldn't they get him an eye doctor appointment any sooner? wtf?

posted by dabitch 15 March | 19:14

Why oh, why did I click?

*faints*

posted by deborah 15 March | 20:02

Beware the Eyes of March!

posted by Zozo 16 March | 12:32

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