My cats have magical powers →[More:]Every day for the past week or so, when I return home, I find that they have somehow removed the placemat from underneath their two (heavy) food/water bowls, while leaving the bowls undisturbed. (How they don't spill the water is beyond my puny human comprehension.) The placemat is usually across the room somewhere. It's like that trick where you yank the tablecloth off the table without spilling anything, except it's cats.

I hear I can get on Letterman for this sort of thing.