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13 March 2006

Be very afraid! Fuck the duct tape . -- be sure to stockpile cans of tuna and powdered milk. Be sure to store them under your bed!

post by: ericb at: 16:16 | 12 comments

Man nothing like dying of the flu and having nothing to eat on the way out but fucking chunk light and milk dust. I'm stockpiling caviar, pate, whiskey and dunhills. If I die, I'ma die covered in grease and drunk and smokey.

posted by Divine_Wino 13 March | 16:18

My dick isn't that big. To fuck a roll of duct tape.

(uncalled for)

posted by rainbaby 13 March | 16:19

Fuck the duct tape

that's one method of pube removal, dude.

posted by jonmc 13 March | 16:19

DW: Would that be divine pate?

posted by TrishaLynn 13 March | 16:26

No, gooseliver. P'raps some duck liver as well.

posted by Divine_Wino 13 March | 16:27

Divine Pate would be the remains of a poop-eating transvestite cult movie star whipped to a frothy consistency.

Yum.

posted by jonmc 13 March | 16:31

Kamikaviar?

posted by Hugh Janus 13 March | 16:49

Mr. Waters -- Divine Pate on line two.

≡ Click to see image ≡

posted by ericb 13 March | 16:53

they would like nothing better than to declare an emergency and martial law, canceling the elections in November--nothing better.

(is mefi down?)

posted by amberglow 13 March | 17:12

Yeah, I'm pretty sure the metafilters are down. It's my fault. I composed a lengthy ask.me answer. Sorry.

posted by theora55 13 March | 17:16

that Amanda Lear post is really good--i was typing a comment and then just loading.......

posted by amberglow 13 March | 17:19

MMmmmmmm canned ravioli.

posted by ironlizard 13 March | 18:08

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