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12 March 2006

Actually, upon consultation with myself and pips, I've decided not to take the Staten Island place, since she seems somewhat crazy. I just called back one of the places I turned down.
Good, the staten island ferry ride is sweet, BUT it gets old on about trip 3.

posted by Divine_Wino 12 March | 20:26
Well, the place itself was nice, but she asked for the deposit and first month's in CASH, and she talked so much she wore me out, offered me several beers, which I drank and spontaneously made me an omelet, and had stayed up all night cleaning and called my apt 3 times before I got there. I was antsy, but liked the place so I said yes. When I described her to pips, she said 'bipolar, boychik,' which merely confirmed my suspicions.

Well, my craigslist ad is up for 2 more days, then I'll repost it, and maybe the dude in Maspeth will call back.
posted by jonmc 12 March | 20:30
If you miss the last ferry then you sleep where you DROP!

Oh yeah, also totally bipolar.

Want to get a beer tomorrow evening?
posted by Divine_Wino 12 March | 20:34
You buyin'? sure.
posted by jonmc 12 March | 20:35
Totally buyin'.
posted by Divine_Wino 12 March | 20:39
Have I ever told you you're my hero?
posted by jonmc 12 March | 20:40
I'm the fuckin' wind beneath your extra spicy chicken wings.
posted by Divine_Wino 12 March | 20:55
come in IRC, ya mad fool.
posted by jonmc 12 March | 20:56
Zounds, I have used up my apostraphe ration for the week, now I will sound as if English is my second or third language and criminals will not accept me into their inner crime circles.


Alas, I cannot irc for I am:
A) On dialup.
B)Got no irc client.
C)Not a 20 sided die bag of holding half-kobold dorkaroonie.
posted by Divine_Wino 12 March | 20:58
you're on a mac, arent you? they all have a chat client. Also, you can prove once and for all that I didn't invent you out of whole cloth, or half-polyester. or something.
posted by jonmc 12 March | 21:00
I am a real boy.
posted by Divine_Wino 12 March | 21:06
indeed you are, and last night I caught Rageddy Ann sitting on your face going 'lie, tell the truth, lie, tell the truth...'
posted by jonmc 12 March | 21:09
*Raises glass...*

"And here is to jonmc, may he never run out of Dicators LPs and would that God allow his much loved copy of truely tastless jokes to never fall in the bathtub."
posted by Divine_Wino 12 March | 21:16
christ - you two should totally move in together or get married or get into a long-term thing, or something. But if you did, you'd probably start nesting and shopping together and we'd never hear from either of you again until a baby came along.
posted by Lipstick Thespian 12 March | 22:06
are you talking about me and the crazy broad, LT?
posted by jonmc 12 March | 22:27
I'm thinking you and the wino jon.
posted by arse_hat 12 March | 22:35
the wino's fiancee and stepkid wouldn't like that.
posted by jonmc 12 March | 22:39
Yalls just jealous because we maintain an easy and snappy line of The Lady Eve-esque patter.
posted by Divine_Wino 12 March | 22:42
The idea of a jonmc/divine wino hybrid fills me with - what's that word?
posted by trondant 12 March | 22:45
Steward: Breakfast, sir?
Charles: What'd you say?
Steward: I said, "Breakfast, sir?"
Charles: Two scotch and sodas with plain water.
Jean Harrington: Don't you take cream and sugar?
Charles: No, I always take it black.
[pause]
Charles: Say, what am I talking about?
Jean Harrington: That's what I was wondering.
Steward: How about a nice bicarbonate of soda with an egg in it? It does wonders!
posted by Divine_Wino 12 March | 22:47
The idea of a jonmc/divine wino hybrid fills me with - what's that word?

dread? torpor? terror? dyspepsia?
posted by jonmc 12 March | 22:52
The idea of a jonmc/divine wino hybrid fills me with - what's that word?

Underpants Gnome? Weltsmertz? Hunger?

I just made an impossibly large pan of baked ziti. You know when the 20 clowns get out of the VW? I have no idea how the pan of ziti I just made came out of the oven. You could bathe two baby jonmc/wino hybrids in the pan of ziti I just made. Made my own sauce: basil, garlic (metric assload), chianti, tomato paste, crushed tomatos, pepper, sea salt and balsamic vinegar. I also fried up a basil and cheese pork sausage spiral and added that. It's a good!
posted by Divine_Wino 12 March | 22:56
also, me and hugh janus went out on friday. we would up at that place on 7th & B where we hit on two lesbians on roller skates. then we smoked some pot and got separated. that evening was saner than this afternoon.

There was no pasta of any kind involved.
posted by jonmc 12 March | 22:58
This is what the O'Winos will eat for most of the week, until ziti fatigue sets in, on friday we're gonna have my great grandma Knucleduster McManus' Sure Fire You Bet Buckets of Blood Dingle Regatta Paddy's Day Get The Fuck Down From There You Shifty Bugger Corned Beef and Cabbage.
posted by Divine_Wino 12 March | 23:00
my corner bar is offering some kinda all the corned beef and cabbage you can eat dealie. Of course I went in there the other day telling them that I'm gonna move soon. They'll be all 'will you fucking go already?!'

And Winnie the 40 something black barmaid said she dosen't like my new hair. even though I made her night by playing 'Shining Star' and 'Tell Me Something Good,' on the jukebox.
posted by jonmc 12 March | 23:05
I guess sausage was the word I was looking for. I'll let myself out.
posted by trondant 12 March | 23:17
Isn't that the American stereotype?

Two foreign criminals fighting over the same chick. After successful caper, one of the heroes (the one that did the most work) concedes the other the girl and everyone moves to suburbian America - the hero who got the chick's cooking meat on a barbeque in the spacious backyard, the girl (pregnant again but looking gorgeous) brings him cheap american beer and the hero who didn't get the girl is watching football, cooking cookies, taking care of the baby, and knitting all the while dressed in a frilly apron?
posted by porpoise 12 March | 23:33
USA! USA! USA!
posted by Divine_Wino 12 March | 23:35
So which one of you is the hero at the barbeque?
posted by porpoise 12 March | 23:54
Go get your shine box.
posted by Divine_Wino 13 March | 00:02
Yo, lemme hold a dollar?
posted by Hugh Janus 13 March | 08:55
Bunnies from Chicago? || Get out and get under the moon.

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