Dear [relative],

It was __________

1-excellent
2-pretty good
3-mostly pleasant

to see you at the ___________.

1-Barbecue
2-family reunion
3-BBQ

How's your _____________?
1-gout
2-children
3-head

Before I forget, ____________
1-my email address is [email address].
2-what did you mean by grabbing my significant other's bottom?
3-Nice tats

Well, I'm about to __________ so I'd better go now.
1-do some more of my amateur medical experiments,
2-get fired,
3-get wasted and do some more of my amateur medical experiments,

You[r(s)] _________,
1-truly
2-relative
3-'re a goddamn asshole

mcgraw

This is my favorite part that I love the mostest:

to see you at the ___________.

1-Barbecue
2-family reunion
3-BBQ

Bravo, mcgraw!

You are my favorite __________.

1-silly poster
2-silly sock puppet
3-BBQ

I think you need to add an "all of the above" option in the event I wish to inquire about the gout in your children's head.

=)

Thank you for supporting my burgeoning insanity, taz.

Without Metachat, it would be lost to the winds.